You might be _______ if _______

you might be lucky if you own your computer

 

you might be smelly if people ask you if your showers broken.

 

You might be due for the bathroom if you just got warmer

 

You might be an alzheimers patient if you can hide your own easter eggs.

 

A Little Bit Mean, But Very Funny...:smilielol5::smilielol5:



Cheers Glen.

 

you might be old if you by shoes with velcro.

 

You might be an Army corp. of Engineers personnel if you've had your fingers in a dike.. Or you could be a lesbian..

 

you might be sexy if you wake around my house naked serving biscuits

 

you might be drunk if you have arguments with inanimate objects.

 

You might be an astronaut if you look out the window and say "The Earth's bright,tonight".

 

you might be a golfer if you wear pimp cloths

 

You might be a waste of life if you're going on living day to day without trying to face and conquer your problems.

 

You might be Mac the moon if Reagan was in office

 

you might be a farter if you eat only egg whites

 

you might be in prison if you sleep next to a toilet.

 

You might be pre-op if you still have your nuts.

 

you might be blind if you can't read this.

 

You might be in the shit if the Grim Reaper's standing behind you humming.

 

You might be a drunk if your hair is read.

 

You might be a perv if you wear skin tight lycra shorts but don't own a bicycle.