You Know You're Getting Older When...

When I stopped getting carded.....;-D

 

Just yesterday I was dusting off my book shelf and I noticed my high school year book sitting there all sad. It's so old that it's binding is coming apart.

 

My heart goes out to you... my wife passed from cancer two years ago. We'd been together since 1981. We were very happy too until her illness.

I went to see Bassnectar a while back ... sensory overland! I felt slightly old but still had fun.

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That seems to be almost universally true. I guess we tend to remember the positive things more than the negative things. I can still be quite nostalgic though.

 

My epiphany came when I had to care for my parents as they did me when I was a child.

 

when you see the candy display and start telling the kids how those $1 gum packs used to cost 5 cents

 

When I think about all the friends, classmates, folks I once worked with, military buddies and mostly Family who have passed on, oh I miss them all so....:-/

 

When the white hair that always grows back after you pull it out actually dodges you and gives you the finger.

 

......when wet dreams and dry farts swap places........

 

When you can remember all cars on the road being from the 40s. When you can remember when you couldn't put 5.00 worth of gas in your car. Wouldn't fit. When ration stamps from ww2 were necessary to get certain items. Bringing cans of food to school to ship to Europe to help with the Marshall plan. When James Stuart,James Cagney,Gregory Peck,Robert Mitchum,Hedy Lamarr,Jane Russel,ect were big time. Yikes!

 

Hahaha--I win!

 

if youown...and use ...any Robert Goulet album

 

If you think Lawrence Welk is right on.

 

if you remember when your grandma would send you to the store for smokes when you were 5 and the sales lady never even asked if you had permission lol

she always wanted rothmans

 

when you go "Whooff" as you get up from a comfy sofa.

When you can remember sitting scratcho on yer knee and burping him up!

 

If you can remember that,you're probably dead.

 

If your past has came back to haunt you already.....;-D

 

When you realise you're thirty years older than the teacher you thought was a fossil.

 

You find out that girls Fart.....;-D