You Know You're Getting Older When...

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ho hohohohoh :mickey:

 

You check out your blood pressure instead of the sexy girl sitting next to you on the bus......;-D

 

....when you get half-way thro a sentence and forget where you are going

 

Exactly!

 

...when you can't recall whether what you can't remember was important not to forget.....so you decide it couldn't have been,and go for a beer instead.

 

When you don't remember why you came into this thread...

 

Eh? What thread?

 

Thread? I've got a spool around here somewhere...

 

Ahhhh,spools.

Yep-I used a whole one up,getting the waist of RH's cord trousers to fit nicely under his moobs......oldies hate it when the moobs sag over the waistbands-DON'T you,RH.

 

Pools?

 

Pools,you say?

Isn't that where kids of around 40y.o. go to pose at womenfolk?

Y'know-suckin' in their bellies and flexin' their flabby pecs,in the forlorn hope of attracting a female that isn't more butch than them?

 

when you go shopping and the first stop when you get there is the bathroom....second stop is the pharmacy counter...then you leave because you forgot what you were supposed to buy for supper

 

In that case I've been old since I was 6 :mickey:

 

...when getting dressed to pop to the local shop means checking you're wearing both slippers....

 

I remember back when I was part of the Hip Generation. Now I'm part of the Hip Replacement Generation.

Puggy, quit tellin all our secrets otherwise I'm cuttin you off.

 

Yup, both hips replaced......

 

....when you need help getting onto your mobility scooter,RH!

 

You may have seen me at Monaco last Sunday.

 

:2thumbsup:

 

Im 16
But you know you're old when you can start off a story saying :
" 20 years ago.. "
Hahaa.