You Know You're Getting Older When...

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Yup,,,

 

When diapers become fashionable, again.

 

when you go bed shopping and are dissapointed they dont sell those ones like the hospital has with the remote control tilt and that fancy table that is so damn handy

 

When you can get excited at the prospect of a mug of Horlicks before bed

 

When you show your grandkids the 1st computer you ever owned-a compass!

 

i'll know when i can't easily bang teenagers anymore.

 

...when the 'Three R's stop being Reading,Writing and 'Rithmatic
and become Radox,Ralgex and Rheumatism.

 

When you aren't embarrassed to have people know you've posted on this thread

 

.... because they won't remember anyways. :2thumbsup:

 

When you start checking the obituraries for your friends rather than the police reports..

 

When you saw Grease at the cinema first time round ...

 

When you were to old to see Grease in the cinema the first time around.

 

Ooooh ... that IS old.

I was too young (just).

*scampers off to look for my skipping rope*

 

....when you stand at the top of the stairs trying to remember what you came up here for.


....then realise you don't HAVE stairs.

 

When you can't think of anything you'd rather do at the weekend than weed a flower bed

 

...when you spend your time in the garden weeing in the flower bed.

 

When you spend your time peeing in the flower garden watching all the pretty panties run!....;-D

 

when you stop buying raisin bran cereal for the taste and start buying it for the medicinal effects

 

Never mind the policemen ... it's when you start thinking the Judge looks young!!!!

 

You know you're getting older when everything either dries up or leaks.