You Know You're Getting Older When...

When YR that candy bars were all a nickel. A brand new luxury car was 3000 bucks. No TV.

 

- wrinkles
- grey hair
- nappy

the essence of old.

 

. . . .you think collecting tadpoles in a jar is something YOUNG people do. . . .

 

when you no longer feel like you have to keep up with pop-culture. nor could if you wanted to. (i think that's pretty much the defining moment right there).

 

...when on New years Eve you go to bed at the usual time.

 

When you look at the Rolling Stone's list of the top 50 songs and you realize you've only heard 3 of them.

 

Wow, You heard 3 of them?

 

Only because I have a teenage daughter. :^)

 

....when you get out of breath stirring your hot milk....

 

When on a list of perspective women, the only ones you find of any genuine interest of any sort of lasting relationship with seem to all be over 35.

Maybe not so strange were your name harold and you had a cool assed e-jag converted into a hearse. Maybe I'll let the fact I still want that car make me feel young again.

 

You know you're getting older when you think this is a new thread on the forum.

 

Pardon? Could you speak up please?

 

You know you're getting older when you laugh at jokes like that!

 

That was a joke?

 

John?!

rofl

 

when you stop at the stairs ...see some ice and spend 2 minutes figuring out the safest route to take

 

When there's a power cut while you're at the mall-and you spend two hours trapped on the escalator.

 

the bucket list gets priority over the shopping list,,,

 

When you read this thread nodding to most of the posts lol

 

When you nodded to a post and thought that was a reply.....