You know you're an Aussie when...

The Asians are probably GLAD there not in your retarded lineage.


A baby ate my dingo.

 

You know you're an Aussie when you hate people like Alexander Downer.

 

Ha, i just came here to post something political along that line. But my work has been done for me. Thanks spiral. I'll have a rant anyway

Our democracy is fucked, and the only thing open at midnight with decent food is mcdonalds. And almost a third of our media is owned by rupert murdoch, an aussie born but alas, American citizen. I'm about to go to work at midnight because a bunch of materialistic fucks feel the need to go shopping in the early hours of the morning.

But on Xmas day I knocked back the pale ales, smoked like a train and swore like a bastard with my wonderful Aussie family.

thats how i know i'm Australian. And proud

 

yeah man, i know how you feel... and i guess i'm proud to be an australian. i mean my parents fucked in australia... and then i was created in australia... so i guess i'm proud

 

A ha ha ha ha ha
thats the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

I was born in Sweden but my mums aussie and i got dragged here when i was 4 ... but dont get me wrong, I'm proud to be a citizen of a country who's people can abbreviate nearly any word into 2 syllables (ie:Australia = Straaalya, Saturday = Satdi), use the terms pissbolt and pissfart, think that hot peanut butter over chops is satay and i love that people can end a sentence like so:
"Get off the couch and pass me the billy, fuck ya"

 

what the hell was wrong with you? ya should have brang some swedish chicks with ya! weren't you horny enough at 4 or something????????

 

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Actually, Im half Colombian, half Aussie, so i look the opposite of Swedish chicks (very brown and petitte sorry ).
i was just born in sweden cause my parents were living there at the time.

 

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LOL! What about that health minister dude or whatever (can't think of the proper word I wanted to use...I'm so high on watermelon (I love watermelon) that I spelt 'dude' as 'doode' the first time I wrote it). The one that said all single parents are drug addicts...Yep...sure...I saw my dad smoking rosemary leaves in a pipe. Thats about it.

LOL at SpiralOut!

You know your an aussie when.....Your drunk and the only song you can sing is "Waltzing Matilda" or when your stoned and you hear the song "The Pub With No Beer" and have a nervous breakdown about it! Actually I think that could apply to anyone...

 

After God created the earth he squatted down and shit out australia.

 

You know you're an Aussie when you think sport is the solution to every problem

 

Ah FondleProtrudly, What exactly do you have against australia? you've PMed me Several times harrassing me because i'm australian. why dont you chill out man.. we dont need hate here, we need peace & love. i wont bag you out for hating australia, but i WILL bag you out for not having a legit reason. so just calm down and let people be.

You know you're an aussie when.. someone says "She's bending down! you can see her thong!" and you look at her feet

 

You keep reiterating the "blue eyed blonde haired aussie" thing...

1. you're very precious about your blue eyes and "blonde hair", you're clearly racist yourself, stop throwing pebbles

2. you're also implying that having blue eyes and blonde hair makes you more of an "aussie" than if you were of Asian descent, once again, clearly racist

3. you're not a natural blonde, your hair is clearly dyed, about 3 inches of dark roots are visible in your photos, stop living in denial you white-supremacist wannabe

4. you're from Brisbane, which explains all of the above

 

nobody can get your english!

 

You know your an Aussie when you deliberately start blocking your dunny, just so you can meet Kenny.

Lolz. No.

 

Actually she is from Melbourne, she just attends Uni in Brissie. I would have to agree that pudding was offensive, this being the reason he was banned.

Anyway I am against nationalism because it causes wars.

 

When you use the word "mate" mate .

 

1..when you tell foreigners that live here to go back where they came from
only to find out in history class that you're from england.

2.. when some-one tells you you're from england and you reply
i'm a fucking ozey mate.

3..when you read this and don't know what the england thing is about.

 

When we say G-Banger instead of G-string or thong.