You know you're an Aussie when...

I am from sweden, am i welcome? am i good enough for your country????????????
WHY ARE U ON THE HIPFORUM???
yeah, i am glad, i am going to spend 7 month in asia, I am living in 3 days. Guess you u r a bit inbred.....

 

... I'm totally 100% inbred. Can't risk any nasty Asian blood getting its way into my lineage.

 

And no, you're not good enough.

 

^^^ Amen to that brother, my brother married off into some asian family... BAM, they're all dead... Don't wanna stain my name with no soy sauce...

 

Fuck, you guys are going to hell. But, the chip on your shoulders say you're already there. Sucks for you

 

... Are there Asians in hell...?

 

Naah, hell is for white people only, the damn Asians go to Queensland when they die.

 

you luv australia like all true aussies do, when you use words like "eh"
when you feel comfortable in stubbies and a singlet or a "flanny"
when you feel the aussie pride, humour and stuff like that
when you have no cowams teasing sheep shaggin new zealanders

 

That just makes you a fucking bogan. Well, at least you're not Asian.

 

How about, come back to this forum when you're a grown up. Seriously, you have not made one intelligent comment. Do you want people to think you're an idiot with nothing important to say? You got your wish.

 

Pretty much, if people thought I had a point I would be scared and disgusted.

 

Yep, knew it. You know puddin', that previous comment was the most honest and unantagonistic yet You're not mellowing on me are ya? AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

 

Fuck, irony is great...

 

And see? You can have fun without being a racist little shit


But. Why the name puddin? I'll probably regret asking though

 

Because I like pudding, DUH, stupid fucking woman.

 

With an IQ of 145 i'm hardly stupid you little moron. Go play with your barbies.

 

you tell 'em trickster!

 

Hi there, how's things up there in Kath?

 

Warm, got a job now (wasn't sure if I wanted to or not) ..... I guess I'll stay until Jan. Going to Darwin for the weekend!

 

Oh - and my answer to the question: you know you're Aussie coz you get all shitty when told to put shoes on for the pub. The pubs here require shoes ..... I hate putting on shoes. I wish thongs were classified as shoes ...... damn ...... I'm going to sulk now.