You know you're a stoner when...

Whennnnn typinggggg looksssssss muchhhhh coolerrrrrr withhhhhh theeeee
lastttttt letterrrrrr of eachhhh wordddddd exaggeratedddd expectttt forrrr thatttttt oneeee worddddddd. (itttttt woulddddddd notttt makeee senseeeeee.)

 

^^^^ This....


is just wrong!



.

 

How willing are you to prove that ? :smoking:

 

Dude! I couldn't even read that shit... It made my eyes go all blurry.

 

^ the Aftermath of being stoned.

 

^^Totally relevant.

 

I haven't been stoned for years.

 

Then .. why.. did you.. nvm
lol

 

-enter new room
-why am i here

 

You know someones a stoner when they thoroughly check the bottom of every pack of cigarettes before they throw it away.

 

After a few hits.. Got a hug from my friend's grandma.. lol 10 minutes later.. "Did she just hug me?" haha

 

After reading the post above me... 10 minutes later.. was that really green or am i just that high?

 

Both???

 

You know you're a stoner when you wake up in the morning thinking "ugh, i have to walk all the way to the corner store at some point today, because i know i'm going to be getting the munchies later tonight and be craving some chips..."

 

when you jack off to huge nugs..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3nMvNe3z3Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player"]Jon Lajoie - High As Fuck (Official HD Video) - YouTube

 

when you place an order for delivery and you go pick it up 10 minutes after its been deliverd

 

when your dog smells of weed...

 

What the hell are you smoking?

 

Or when you order a coffee with 2 milks 2 creams instead of 2 milk 2 sugar