You know you're a stoner when...

When your friends are telling you a story but you forget how it started half way through.

When you're standing there talking to your girlfriend and she's trying to tell you something but midway through the conversation you have to say "wait, can you start over? I forgot to listen..." happens all the time...

 

When you get so baked that you start thinking "maybe if i hold my breath, others wont be able to smell the weed on me either.."

 

rep+ I loved that one

 

You know you're a stoner when....when.....fuck I forgot what I was gonna say!!!

 

You know you’re a stoner, when your hotboxing your dad's bedroom in the camper and he is in kitchen laughing

 

I forget what I'm thinking bout:sifone:

 

Yeah... I forgot what you were thinking about too...

 

I'm so stoned I just remembered what you were thinking.

 

forget what the fuck i turned the computer on for and go to hipforums

 

You know you're a stoner when this makes you think telepathy might actually be real after all...

 

It's on the interwebs... Must be real. :2thumbsup:

 

this one more fits into the "you know your a GROWER when" category but........

you know your a grower when you damn near bust a blood vein in your head yelling at your dry ass soil to soak in water.......still baffles me that the driest soil repels the most water lol....had to get that out haha......tonight was a long one :cheers2:

 

The bottom of your lighters are black

 

Why did I walk into this room?
It was obviously important enough that I got up and walked there...

 

when your lips look like these and your sweat smells like bongwater!!
thats the smell of sucess my friends!! hahaha

 

...you find more enjoyment in cartoons than normal TV.

 

when your piece becomes a family memeber

 

When you read through all of these posts thinking "so true, so true... "

 

you lose one lighter then go through trouble to find another, only to realise the first one was in your pocket.

did it last night.

 

I've been there. There's a certain phase in skunk road kill stench that can be quiet convincing.