You know you're a stoner when...

When you're sitting in class thinking "hmm, I wonder what's been posted on hip forums lately" so you take out your phone to check rather than paying attention to the lesson.

Story of my life, *sigh lol

 

Phones should be forbidden in classes

 

when you keep getting up to do something but can't remember what....

 

they are that's why you have to be all stealth about it lol... lots of teachers don't care though

 

When the police dogs smell the bong water on your dirty jeans.

 

"Do I feel like another bowl right now?...Oh look I already packed one..."

 

When you realize your days plans were all centered around, trying to acquire marijuana and then deciding on/finding a smoking area and smoking there before the day is over with.

 

The opposite happens more often here... where's my joint? Damn, I already finished it like half an hour ago :sultan:

 

When people look at you on the bus or train because you wreak of buds

 

When you wake up, have your day all planned out, then you smoke a joint and be like "Did I have something to do today?"

 

When you stupidly lose an entire 8th of weed because your backpack unzipps when your walking and it falls out. I am so fucking pissed!

 

When your grandma catches you smoking outside then she goes In And you think everything is alright then you turn around joint in hand with the nypd driving right by. I rushed inside and looked out the window and they did stop but kept going as I doubt they could do anything lol

 

Good thing joints look like cigarets from a distance!

 

When a work associate says "Just so you know...your jacket smells like weed..."

 

Damn, that would suck! But imagine being the person finding that! Hopefully it doesn't go to waste...


When you get really baked then forget where you hid your stash the next day when you sober up.

 

Lol well actually I was the one who ended up finding it which was pretty fucking awesome, and it certainly wont go to waste. I don't even know how the hell I found it it was across the street and down the road from where I thought i might have lost it and randomly saw a grocery bag like the one I had put the little bag with the weed in it in and it turned out to be the right one.

 

i did something similar with a pack of rolling papers once. got to this party and they had fallen out of my bag, ended up finding them on the ground by my car after lots of searching. wouldn't have bothered but we were all too drunk to drive to the store to buy more and i really didn't want to resort to making a pipe out of a water bottle and tinfoil.

 

That's quite a journey...man, somebody should make this story line into a movie. I'd fucking watch that movie.

..when finding the quotations in the thread to make this post took me a full hour because I kept re-reading the thread forgetting what I was looking for.

 

When you're trying to do your homework but keep thinking "i wonder whats going on in the Stoners Lounge, okay, one more question then i'll check, but just for a few minutes..."

... one hour later i'm still on here, sitting beside my unfinished homework

 

Speaking of homework. I smoked before going to school the other night and was in the library for about an hour when i relaized I had been studying the wrong chapter for my test the next day
It all looked so similar and i was like yeah i finally got it!!!! Than it hit me...