You know you're a stoner when...

When April 20th becomes your favorite holiday.

 

one more month, and so the count down begins

 

you're waiting for the stop sign to turn green

 

Your peanut butter in the fridge is gone

 

Grocery list:
One salty
One crunchy
One fatty
One sweet
Water

 

When you can't work out how to resend your hf password for two days.

 

any phone call you make sounds like a drug deal, even if its not.

 

"Dave's not here, man!"

 

I type in my username, like a boss.

 

You sit down at your keyboard straight after a joint and play the weirdest, most amazing 20 minute solo that is like a vagina to another strange dimension.

 

you order enough Indian food for 2 meals and then eat it all after ripping the bong... regretting that this morning...

 

Haha last weekend when I got baked I ate no less than 9 chicken breasts. Not kidding.

 

...when the funniest thing you can think of to do is to convince the idiot you toke up with that THC collects in the mucous that forms boogers in your nose and that if you're desperate for a high to last longer you should eat your boogers.

By the way, you guys should try it. It totally works. *snickers*

-BlkBks

 

iv always liked this one

" When you clean your bong, more then your Dishes "

 

To do list: toke, piss, toke, check out hipforums, toke, listen to indian music, toke, check facebook...

 

When you make a normal sized lunch, then toke up and realize its not nearly enough food, so you go ahead and triple it.

 

when you go on a arduous quest to white castle. lol

 

'hahahahaha oooh this is gooood!!!

 

... when you should be doing a paper... but instead you've been on the hipforums... for 4 hours... trying to think of a good post.... ::"how would i know im a stoner?!?"::..... ::toke::....... i wonder wats happening in the body shot thread hmmmmmmmmm

 

When you smoke outside...and then forget that you're outside