You know youre a stoner when...

prolly not stoner

 

You.know.your.a.stoner.when:

You.smoked.dah.herb.and.have.amazing.amounts.of.fun.writings.stories.for.people.

 

Nah bro thats just depressed go get some prozak

 

you know you're a stoner when you have a job where you smoke with your boss and can't quit your job because of "job security"

you know you're a stoner when you build a bong out of lego's and spend several hours sealing the holes with rubber cement.

you know you're a stoner when you smoke bowls while you break up and roll a blunt.

 

The wrold depresses me cuz its not the 60s or 70s...I live the 70s and 60s in my house but as soon as I walk out these doors....I see the normal teens of today and me in my vintage hippie clothes and they laugh at me....
My fav band is Pink Floyd, The Stones, Dylan, Beatles, Zeppelin,...
And I feel yer pain!

 

I'm a pink floyd freak and whenever I'm stoned which is always, I analyse every sound, every voice, every word in their albums and write them on numerous pices of paper....


Or you know you're a stoner when you had weed before you got stoned, then hid it, and then it dissapears...(you don't remember where you put it!)

 

Think about how depressing it would be if Hendrix was still alive. Would he be like Bob Dylan selling out to Victoria's Secret? Would he be doing New Wave music? Maybe on VH1 doing some reality show for one-time celebs? I think if he were ressurected, he'd probably just kill himself to get out of this world, cuz I bet he wouldn't want to stick around in it, seeing as to what it's become.

 

u know ur a stoner wen u put sumthin thats longish an thin an pretend its a spliff out of habit, such as pens, pencils, chocolate bars etc........lol

u know ur a stoner wen in a company meetin u roll up the agenda sheets into a huge cone an pretend to smoke it......he he, my adviser was not happy

 

role things in to jays that realy cant be roled.

think that objects seem more edible than they realy are.
every morning wake up with about 20 half drunk bottles of water spread around the house.

 

forget to breath. seriously it has some times to me. i just sit there and thinks:"there was something i was gonna do...and why am i feeling so dizzy?"

 

what are u talking about?

 

u know ur a stoner when u forget what u where thinking about and tries to remember it and forget what u where doing.
or u think that it would be a GREAt idea to turn your house into a gigantic bong with water in the basement. because think about what a hard time the cops would have to find the evidence if their standing in it OR they can be guilty of possesion and u wont get arrested. i mean you can trick some cops in to your house with some donuts or something and then when they see that u have weed you can tell them that they are guilty of posesschonn. or what if u trick them in to standing in that HUGE bowl and then light them up. But that would be kind of sad. *sigh*
but anyway: my tip for secret bongs is to make your house in to one.

 

precisely my thought

 

You know you're a stoner when you smoke, then spend 2 hours on your hands and knees cleaning the house, inch by inch. Just me? lol all right.

 

Haha.Dude!I.know.eactly.where.you.are.tlaking.about!

 

hahaha, the giant house bong. I laughed the whole way through your post, lol. I love it.

 

you ure a stoner when u can look at anything and say "hmm.....that'd make a nice bong..."

 

yea if ur smokin meth

 

lol MM you could become a special janitor. like super janitor. he smokes weed and then cleans at 5 square metres a minute.


you know youre a eggplant when <you do that wihtout thought.

 

you knw you're a stoner when you dance all over the house listening to rollercoaster of love for like 45 minutes, then weh you come down a bit you make a meal of apple cider and flounder filets...

last tuesday