You know youre a stoner when...

that has happaned to me so many times,

 

you know your a stoner when you can program entire video games using binary code-and no computer

 

you know you're a stoner when you read every post on this thread and think of loads of things you could say, and when you finally get to the last page and reply... forget all of them


ooo i remembered one!

you know you're a stoner when you give REALLY good doobs a full military burial

 

you know you're a stoner when you read every post on this thread and think of loads of things you could say, and when you finally get to the last page and reply... forget all of them


ooo i remembered one!

you know you're a stoner when you name REALLY good doobs and give them a full military burial

 

you know you're a stoner when you read every post on this thread and think of loads of things you could say, and when you finally get to the last page and reply... forget all of them


ooo i remembered one!

you know you're a stoner when you name REALLY good doobs and give them a full military burial

 

you know you're a stoner when you read every post on this thread and think of loads of things you could say, and when you finally get to the last page and reply... forget all of them


ooo i remembered one!

you know you're a stoner when you name REALLY good doobs and give them a full military burial

 

i dont know if this was said yet or not but u might be a stoner if u check every baggie, cig syfrane for pot u see on the street. ( i have found pot this way on a ocassion)

 

oops sorry for the multiple posts people

 

When you have a pipe for every kind of weed

 

thats a good one and mart no worrys

 

i wanna hear this song...it sounds so funny,and im not even stoned.

 

When I got tore up tonite, i was like i need to be like hey to my paretns and theni busted out laughing becauset hat was funny as fuck man, and so i guess im a stonner beause of that. lol i think its still kicked in

 

when the hair on your first half of your forefinger just hasn't had an opportunity to regrow

life and love

 

You know you're a stoner when you look at little tins of mints and evaluate whether they might be good for storing roaches (small Altoids tin) or whole joints (Starbucks after coffee mints tin is a favorite right now).

You might be a stoner if it has taken you almost two hours to read this entire thread.

 

you know ur a stoner wen u burn the hair on ur eyebrows an eyelashes cause the bowls too close to the mouth piece :S that pissed me off lol

you know ur a stoner wen ur thumb nail is perminetly brown/black from scrapin hash into a bowl

 

You know your a stoner when Visine is on the grocery list.

you know your a stoner when you keep losing stashes and finding lost stashes.

you know your a stoner when people around you assumer your a stoner even though you don't think that they don't think your not a stoner...I think

You know your a stoner when you have to find each key one at a time when you type.

you know your a stoner when you keep checking that the door is locked.

You know your a stoner when you buy car freshners ...I like pina colda...reminds of licking tanned chicks...mmmmmmmmmm tasty

You know your a stoner when you like to get high before, during and after sex

 

Not sure if it's been said (and I'm not going through all the posts to see):

You know you're a stoner when you take a hit, then forget to exhale. happened to me last night, haha. Whoops!

 

your packin down goldfish, and makin freaked out hookas all the wial learning rope/chain martial arts.

not that I would know or anything.

 

Four times a year doesn't add up with your Channels blitherings. Do you really think we're impressed ?








WOOT

 

YOU KNOW YOUR A STONER WHEN you start a post in a marijuana forum asking people to post "you know your a stoner when" sayings