You know youre a stoner when...

You know your a stoner when you feel like you haven't smoked in so long, then realize you smoked that morning.

 

you know your a stoner when you listen to the same song over and over again about 10 times until it starts to wear off and you realize you have been listeing to it forever

 

you know your a stoner when u get busted by ur parents for it and then wait 6 months so u cna be sure ur not gonna get caught agian and then smoke out all ur friends to celebrate you return

you know your a stoner when you quit scraping ur piece and start scraping your car's floor mats

you know your a stoner when you start thinking about tokin up while ur having sex ( done this.....man she got so pissed off..)

 

you know your a stoner when you only eat when you have the munchies, and you're morbidally obese

 

if you use the word munchies at all

 

you know your a stoner if....ummm

ummmm

what?

 

you know you're a stoner when you consider how any liquid would work in a bong

you know you're a stoner when the night drive-thru guy at taco bell knows your name

you know you're a stoner when you have more smoking implements than weed

You know you're a stoner when you've smoked from a coconut

You know you're a stoner when trips to amsterdam are referred to as "pilgrimmages"

 

you know you're a stoner when its usual practise to smoke a joint when recieving oral sex. try it, trust me.

 

Ha Ha ! So, you've been to my house, have you?

 

You know you're a stoner when you have couch weed.

 

you know your a stoner when your playing in a football game and you notice the clock says 4:20 left to go

 

You know you're a stoner when you know exactly how many grams are in an ounce.

You know you're a stoner when you think 28 grams weighs a lot (because it really doesn't).

 

what about a pink floyd cd?
what about the jobless?
i know some people with red eyes and dont smoke and sometimes when i smoke my eyes dont get red
buying from vending machines is a rip off stoners buy cheap

you know your a stoner when you smoke everyday

 

oral sex why smoking a J

i gotta try that. ive gotten it while smokin a cig but never smoked a jay during it before. ( i dont usually use joitns ont he count of nobody i chill with rolls good.)

 

you know your a stoner when you and your friend accidently smoke a piece of charcoal you found on the car seat becuase you mistook it for a little ball of resin...

 

When you are straight, everyone asks you what is wrong with you.
You know what it means to supertoke, shotgun, and bogart.

 

deffinetly done that before, ive smoke sum rust and a part of a cookie thinkin it was weed....lol

you know ur a stoner wen its dark an you think that everything thats small and round on the floor is resin so u go to pick it up :S......im always doin that while stoned

 

when you watch scooby doo and are totally surprised the ghost is the care taker

 

you know u r a stoner when u are getting bored with pot

 

Speaking of TV - You know you're a stoner when you're 47 (well almost 48) and think the Teletubbies are trippy.