You know youre a stoner when...

You know your a stoner when you dream about getting stoned.

Or running with a big suit case of weed.

 

hmmm... more like "you know your a drug dealer whos ass is gona get whooped when running with a big suitcase of weed"

you know your a stoner when you...ah fuck it

 

I dont deal...

It was a dream, I was going to go smoke it all...

 

You know you're stoner when your parents contribute to the purchasing of your pipes, papers, bongs, bubblers.

 

When marijuana is one of the ingrediants in your Thanksgiving turkey stuffing

When getting high together is your idea of foreplay

 

when you get the munchies and you actually contemplate eating your box of 1987 World Series Champions Wheaties

 

I never sai du were you paranoid monk

 

You know you're a stoner when you can't make brownies because you're out of seasoning.

 

Okay, First off in my book... heh ... I am the greatest stoner ever . Im not smart and I dont try to be. Yes there are "smart" stoners and they fuckin rock, lazy stoners , munchie stoners , good people stoners, parinoid stoners, wig out stoners, I hate life stoners, crazy stoners , not right stoners , "im going to quit" stoners, "lets have sex" stoners, and just about any other thing you could think of to involve stoners. Hell I so stoned I forgot what this forum is about but , the fact is, I think I am the greatest stoner ever ... and I am not the only one of these there are many but very few! My friends come over and surf my carpet and are able to roll a joint. I never scrap my bowl because it taste nasty and plus i have an ounce on my at all time... most the time. Its not like I think its time to roll a doobie, because I am probley already smoking. I named my bong ... "Wee little bubblin buddy" (0_o) ... Its not as though my life revolves around weed, its just that it does and I dont relize it. For fuck sakes I think that my plant loves me. Its good to be this way, In my life it might not be in others but, everyone is a stoner in a diffrent way. Hell ya might be a stoner if your not a stoner! I will always be and plan to be a great stoner!

 

i think you meant to say, you know your a stoner when you say that

 

.....when youve got a packed bowl sitting infront of you, but are too lazy to go outside and smoke it

 

when your friends smile at the prospect of an "attitude adjustment"

 

...when theres a cop in school lecturing about drugs and as soon as he mentions the word: "marijuana", everyone in the class looks at you. Even your teacher!

 

...then you find yourself correcting that cop on information about pot

 

haha yer, hey everyone we are getting there. who can contact the admin to lock this thread at 420 posts

you know your a stoner when this is such a novel idea

if people want to keep it going we could make another thread, a second one and fill that one to 420 after a very long time

 

that would be cool

you know when... the guy in the convenience mart automaticaly announces any specials they have on flavored blunts to you and lays em out knowing full well you'll walk off with one of each. (man I gotta find a new store)

 

you know your a stoner when you go in and ask for rollin pappers and the lady say " doll you shouldn;t call em that" and you say "why" and she say " cause that lets me know you smoke " and i say "duh " and she coughs and says " pot " and you say " well ya wanna smoke one then" and she smiles and you walk out ........ REALL IT FUCKN HAPPEND (0_o)

 

when something bad/crazy happens and you declare that you're giving up drugs, including pot, forever but after one night's sleep you're back at your favorite chill spot and you're lighting up again.

 

...your role models are Tommy Chong and Jeffrey Lebowski.

 

ha ha , im just stoned