You know youre a stoner when...

HaHaHaHa! Done that one!!!!!

 

u know ur a stoner wen nearly ever word or song can be related to weed



funny as hell wen ur playin a board game stoned an u go to the person whose turn it is, "roll"

 

30 minutes to light a pipe or bowl yeah!
happens all the time
!@
for real

weeeeeeee

you know youre tore the hell up when you think listening to sesame street parody is fun as hell

 

lol yeah! is that the one were there like "so wots todays letter big bird" "bong" "silly big bird, bong is not a letter......it is a word!"

man that shits funny as fuck wen ur stoned, me an my freind always put on the voices an start quotin that wen we're blazed

 

You know you're a stoner when you preface most everything with "It may be the weed but". "It may be the weed, but now I see everything in this incredible new fashion." "It may be the weed, but I'm totally cynical about everything I see on T.V. now." "It may be the weed, but I feel totally at ease with (whatever you didn't used to)." And ofcourse half these things, good or bad, weed had no bearing on whatsoever.

Another would be, you know you're a stoner when you close the garage door on the hood of your car. Not so much witty as it is the sad story of my stoner life. I've done this about 50 times.

You know you're a stoner when you argue with yourself. By this I mean, you'll plant firmly an argument to your friends, and then before you're done with the paragraph in your head, you're already blurting out a refutation to what you're saying without even thinking about it. That'll make you feel stupid as hell. lol "We need to take away Jethros fuckin' guns, man, seriously, because if we did we'd create a giant black-market which is totally uncontrollable, and so obviously we need tighter restrictions on assault rifles, man, I mean, taking them away is,... we need to,... um... hey! Let's go get something to eat.".

I like your signature Karma, did you see the Aqua Teen marathon the other night? It was awesome.

 

you know your a stoner when you look for a joint you already smoked for a 1/2 hour

 

yep yep!



toking bubbles sound

kermit: hey big bird do you know what todays letter is ?

bird: sure kermit!
todays letter is............................................................ joint

kermit: hrmmmmm........... joint is not a ltter
it is a word

big bird: sorry kids todays letter is 3

kermit: hrmmmmmm.. big bird.. uhh 3 is a number

bird: exactly! ................................ the number 3!
which is the number of joints ive smoked today!

silence...


kermit! are you with me??

kermit: pause......... god im stoned!

bird: me too!

laughing

and so forth hahaah


when big bird calls kermit kremit its great
and the abcs, and so forth


its great

 

you know ur a stoner when ur listenin to music on the computer and go to the discman beside ya to change the song.

You know ur a stoner when u gotta get high every day.


u know ur a stoner when all ur clothes smell like weed.

 

Fall asleep while taking a hit

Think of everythigs costs in how many eights you could get

 

You know you're a stoner when you're in a public place and your friends can point to something really red and look at your eyes and you know exactly what it means (and it freaks you out).

You know you're a stoner when you spend a long time coming up with a logical storage system for all the various states of herb. Stems go here, seeds here, solid buds here, shake here, scraped resin here, and I'll hang onto the ashtray just in case.

You know you and everyone with you is a stoner when you all get up to go somewhere, get in the car, and end up sitting in the driveway for the next 2 hours smokin' out, then go back in the house because you can't remember where you were going in the first place.

 

You know your a stoner when you pass out and wake and bake with the blunt that ended up droped on your pants the night before.
god that thing burned a hole

 

you know your a stoner when a dropped roach becomes main priority

think of work as money for weed

 

you know your a stoner when you understand physics (really, look at my entire physics class and their grades)

 

or if weed is natural scent

 

You know you’re a stoner when you are trying to find Pink Floyd on the raido station....​

You know you’re a stoner when your always baked at work.....

You know you’re a stoner when you always have red eyes
You know you’re a stoner when your always at the vending machine at work
You know you’re a stoner when it take 10mins to relpy to a post like this one........

 

You know you're a stoner when weed money is factored into your budget before your car payment.

You know you're a stoner when every bad day you ever had started after you ran outta pot.

You know you're a stoner when you're on your smoke break at work and you pass your ciggarette without thinking about it. (i do this a lot for some reason, take a drag, and offer it to the guy beside me.)

You know you're a stoner when you post in a thread like this after reading everybody elses post.

 

Or when you lick the green dust of it off of surfaces. That's pretty bad. I think that's when it's time to seek counseling. I know people who do this.

 

You know you’re a stoner when hahaha

 

when your 35 and still a looser

 

Your stoned as fuck right now!