You know youre a stoner when...

you know your a stoner when you find hidden food in your coboard...

To be more hi-tec..when you buy a mini fridge for your room

 

hahahaha... that one was good.

 

lol ive got a friend witjh qa mini fridge in his room
we chilled the bong in it

you know your a stoner when you subconsciously think of weed whenever you hold a coke bottle

 

You know you're a stoner when you have special soundtracks and mix CDs and Tapes you have selected and picked out to smoke to.

 

And you refer to them as your green mix

 

lol....!
You know your a stoner when you think of your best moments while stoned to reply to a stoned thread and cant think of a specific stoned moment because they were all stonetaascically gooooood! and you end up with writing nothing...damn

 

oh oh....You think your dog is Wookie from Star Wars

 

You know you're a stoner if you're stoned right now.


I;m right now...

 

haha adapted from another thread,

you know youre a stoner when you keep getting pulled over for driving too slow

 

or 420 mix
or chillout mix.
hahahaha love those

 

lol!
You know your a stoner when most of the things you do naturally turn out to be stoner jokes

 

Ahaha... like Chris Farley and David Spade when they get pulled over and they're all stoned on Nitrous. The cop says they were doing seven miles per hour. Then the car was reported stolen, lmfao.

 

haha dude

= "you know your a stoner when you do things that you know youd be a stoner if you did"

 

you know your a stoner when you have Febreeze and visine tears in your trunk, glove box, middle consule, on the dashboard, and under the drivers seat...just so you can find one of them.

...when you rig up a hacky sack for hiding your stash

 

You know you're a stoner if you can smoke three or four bowls in the bathroom during a family gathering around Easter dinner and get away with being stoned the whole time, then excuse yourself and smoke another bowl before you get seconds and say you haven't ate all day to hide the munchies.

 

You know you're a stoner when you like to begin every morning with a fresh bowl to start the day off right.

 

you know your a stoner when you go to the movies and the trailers are sooo much more exciting than the movie.
you know your a stoner when you tell your friends you love to skin up at night smoke half the joint wake up in the morning and smoke the other half. (shock) what..everyone doesnt do that?

 

haha!

You know your a stoner when you go to the cinema to watch a movie and you leave without having a clue about the film but magically seem to remember every sountrack played.

 

do explain this hacky sack rig.

 

its whereyou get a hacky sack and fill it with weed.

you know, those little material crafted balls filled with sand or rice or wahtnot, that hippies or trendy people stand around in parks and kick to eachother.

lol at the joint thing. i dont see the point. much better to roll a joint at night, smoke it, then roll another in the morning and smoke it then. lol better still roll two.

you know your a stoner when the first thing you look for when you go to stay anywhere thats not your home, is a place to smoke