You know youre a stoner when...

Your weed budget comes before everything else when you get money.

 

You know your a stoner when you think "Once a stoner, always a stoner"

You know your a stoner When there might be more carpet then herb in your bowl....

You know your a stoner when you have all the pink floyd CDs in your room in order of release and you were born in the 80s

You know your a stoner when you enjoy watchinig trees sway in the wind

You know your a stoner when You Cant Understand What Your Saying as well as others can....

You know your a stoner when you think Bob marley is sitting right next to you

You know your a stoner when you cant get that Doors song out of your head

You know your a stoner when its New years...and someone claims its 2004 and you argue with them

You know your a stoner when your so high mushrooms look identical to peppers....(what a weird day that turned out to be)

You know your a stoner when you see music

You know your a stoner when you have creased nearly every corner of a really good book as bookmarks (you know your a stoner when you make sentences like this)

 

And finally...We all know were stoners, when this thread has reached 35 pages...And we still read it, (my stomach hurts from laughing)

 

we know we are stoners when we get the thread locked when it gets to 420 posts

 

Hrrmph! <sniff> Everyone knows i have 'allergies!'

 

You know you're a stoner if you're constantly getting pulled over by the cops for no particular reason, and you're white.

 

when you're trying to have an intelligent convo but some how words like "dude" and "totally" enter in it like every other word....

 

When we're on the 12th page of this damn thread and you can still fill in the blank for "you know you're a stoner when...."

 

when you use your house key to clean our your pipe while driving

 

you know your a stoner when your farts smell like weed

 

haha

 

HAHAHAHAHAH - done this!

 

You know your a stoner when you tell your friends off for not inhaling the smoke properly and threaten them by saying "If your not going to smoke properly, I will not roll another joint"...:sunglasse

EDIT: Oh and one more.. You know your a stoner when you make your mum weed tea because she is complaining about a head achne and for the need of relaxation and when she asks you what it is, you tell her its herbal tea and you got it from a special chinese medicine store..

 

you know ur a stoner when everythign in ur room is at arms length

 

hhaha! that a great one
wow we are still finding good ones

you know your a stoner when you and your friends proclaim it is potmas holliday on the 20th of april.

 

lmao I jsut did one.

You know your a stoner when you try and put your contact lenses in, while you are still wearing glasses.

 

You know you're a stoner when your excuse for not qutting smoking pot is "no one likes a quitter"

 

you know you're a stoner when you're family has a family wake and bake

 

when your taking buds to the supermarket to puff in the supermarket bathroom.

 

hey dont feel bad the same thing happened to me i told my friend stop wasting bong hits,the smoke kept comin out of the bong he would blow in to it,till i cut him off it killed me but waste not want not.but let me tell ya when i cut him off he learned real quick after that.
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