You Know You're a Hippie If...

You may be a hippy if you can see a conversation in the air.

 

If you can crawl into your navel without bending your back

 

you may be a hippy if your friends call you pigpen

 

You may be a Hippy if you've ever wondered, Why?

 

you may be a hippy if you do a hippy speedball on a daily basis (4 shot americano, followed by a joint, later then followed by more espresso, followed by more pot.)

 

if you used to drop acid, now you got acid reflux...:-0

 

You may be a hippy if you know where the rainbow gathering is going to be in May

 

You may be a Hippy if you talk to men from outer space on a regular basis.

 

You may be a Hippy if you're different or even weird and proud of it.

 

you may be a hippy if you carry a packsack wherever you go

 

You may be a hippy if a log fire seems sinister.

 

You may be a hippie if you don't know what day it is.

 

You may be a Hippy if you don't care what day it is or time or year or century for that matter.

 

I wonder about which century sometimes..

You may be a hippie if your hair gets stuck in the spokes of your bicycle.

 

You may be a hippy if recycling is a passion.

 

You may be a hippie if you're to lazy to recycle stuff... or are sticked to the couch.

 

You may be a hippy if you think George Bush is still the President of the United States.

 

You may be a hippy if you do know what day it is... Just in a language that you made up while trippin

 

You may be a hippy if you have an insight towards live after death.

 

You may be a hippie if you accept that all insights about the afterlife are speculations.