You Know You're a Hippie If...

I'm no old hippie but I'd sure as hell have some amazing music at my funeral, all my favorites to help people remember the good times with me and move on. maybe i should make tie dye mandatory and have my family act all offended if someone shows up in black garb and closed-toed shoes...

the ol' switch-a-maroo

 

Sounds like a plan.

 

You may be a hippie if...

You can roll joints better than rolling tacos

You roll those tacos with vegetarian "meat"

 

You maybe a Hippy if you're standing in the pouring rain and think, hey I ought to do this more often.

 

My freinds house smells like dirty socks.. it has since we was teenagers, he still lives with his mom, plasterboard falling out every wall.. a shaky old table with cheap metal legs and shitty torn vinyl chairs..
pots and pan pile up in the kitchen some dishes havent moved in years..
The grease above the stove on formica walls is as thick as cardboard..
Theres are a swarm of flies that hover in the kitchen, but never land..
main stereo system is a silver faced Lennox sound, tape with only one speaker that works that strangely only plays Van Halens "Jump". But its the best stereo in the world when your drunk on Old E, I suppose..

One them same vinyl chairs is on the porch..

Its the Place to be, its a Trip...

 

You may be a Hippy if you think body odor is kinda like perfume.

 

all i wear is tye dye these days

 

You may be a Hippy if you try to use bonus miles to get a free trip from your dealer.

 

If you're so far left, the left looks right to you. eace:

 

It might be a clue that you're a die hard hippie if you're major mode of transportation
continues to be hitchhiking.


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You may be a hippie if you think "die hard" and "hippie" are words that shouldn't go together...

 

you take a trip, without leaving the farm

 

or the commune

 

You know your a "hippie" , when your being yourself.


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You may be a Hippy if you've played with corn starch while stoned.

 

you might be considered a hippy is you normally take the path less traveled....

 

I had to go to a funeral on Friday, but it wasn't really a funeral; it was a celebration of the live of a wonderful man. One of the things we were discussing was what we had to wear, and the first thing I said was 'I'm not wearing black'. My mom and dad at first wanted me to, but when I made the argument that my grandpa (the man who transcended beyond us) would have enjoyed, I made it where no one wore black. But one of the things I wore were my favorite sandals that I wear EVERYWHERE. I almost got away with being barefoot at the cemetery.

You might be a hippy when you don't get mad if someone tracks mud in the house, but you get upset when someone tries to 'mess with the natural vibes of the house' by cleaning.

 

You may be a Hippie if you listened to Alan Watts on the radio, Sunday mornings.

 

You may be a Hippie if you still remember that today is 40th anniversary of Woodstock!

 

You may be a hippie when you're constantly using lyrics from 60s rock and roll and you laugh to yourself when your friends don't know.

You may be a hippie if you can use your hair as a shawl

You may even be a hippie if your parent's tell you that you talk about Woodstock as if you were there even if it was twenty/thirty years before you were born.

You may be a hippie if you told them you were there but as something other than yourself and you're growing more and more exited as you describe to them what is was like, only slowing when you notice the speechless confused horrified looks on thier faces.