You Know You're a Hippie If...

You may be a Hippy if you still play your 8 tracks.

 

You may be a hippy if you ever met Charles Manson before he went power crazy

 

You may be a Hippy if you've slept with a Hippy Chick and didn't have sex with her.

 

You may be a hippy if you can sense the presence of something before conciously acknowledging it's there.

 

You may be a Hippy if you can relate to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

 

you may be a hippy if you own a half pair of glasses

 

IF you aren't into rampant consumerism...

 

You may be a hippy if you have actually lived in a van...down by the river

 

You may be a Hippy if you're going up country.

 

You may be a hippy if you'd walk 500 miles for a bag of smoke.

 

You may be a Hippy if you wear bib overalls.

 

you may be a hippy if you have answered yes to every preceeding post in this thread

 

you may be a hippy if you go off on random conversations about the earth

 

You may be a hippy if reaching for the ashtray seems like too much effort.

 

you may be a hippy if you cant remember yesterday

 

I must not be a hippie since I can remember yesterday .... I just can't remember what I was going to type right now.

 

You may be a hippie if you own a blacklight.

You may be a hippie if you said "groovy" or "far out" or "oh wow", or flashed the peace sign, at least once in the preceding week.

You may be a hippie if you're still bitching about Vietnam.

You may be a hippie if you know where the "Hashbury" was.

You may be a hippie if you're still "getting your head together".

You may be a hippie if you tried to write in Gene McCarthy in the last presidential election.

You may be a hippie if you still own a Nehru jacket.

You may be a hippie if you replaced the door to your bedroom with a curtain of beads.

You may be a hippie if you have a "flower power" bumper sticker.

You may be a hippie if you still refer to money as "bread".

You may be a hippie if you still refer to sex as "balling".

You may be a hippie if you still refer to the police as "pigs".

You may be a hippie if you still think that India would be the coolest place to be.

You may be a hippie if you remember where "People's Park" was.

You may be a hippie if you can spend half a day looking through a kaleidescope.

You may be a hippie if you remember what you were doing the minute you first heard tracks from Sgt. Pepper.

You may be a hippie if you knew, or thought you knew, what a "yellow submarine" really was.

You may be a hippie if you knew, or thought you knew, that Paul was dead.

You may be a hippie if you knew, or thought you knew, what "mellow yellow" referred to.

You may be a hippie if you still think that occupying the ROTC building will accomplish anything.

You may be a hippie if you don't want to declare a major because none of them are relevant.

You may be a hippie if you refer to musicians of the 60's by their last names only.

You may be a hippie if you ever wrote a song containing the word "Mystical" in the title.

You may be a hippie if you learned two chords on the guitar, and then dreamed of becoming a rock star.

You may be a hippie if you ever had sex with a musician after a performance (women only).

 

You may be a hippy if u spelt hippy as hippie.

 

U sure know ur spelling.