You know your stoned when......

you no your stoned when you pour water all over yourself and then like ten seconds later your like why is my shirt all wet?

 

You know your stoned when your watching dark side of Oz

 

when your parents tell you to make a schedual and a budget and you incorporate weed into both.

 

You know you're stoned when you fall to the ground, you're head bounces off the pavement, and you go into convulsions with your eyes rolling back in your head. True story.

 

you know you're stoned when you wake up at 3 PM in the middle of your room in a haze, considering how strange it is that the universe placed you there.

 

also, you know you're stoned when you click on a thread on hipforums to read the latest post, which is actually yours, just cause you forgot what you said

 

I'm sure we've all done this quite a few times. I know I have.

 

^ i also am sometimes in the middle of reading some interesting thread when i come across my own post, when i had completely forgotten i posted or even read the thread.

 

hahaha yeah. I <3 marijuana.

 

u know ur stoned when...ur taking a rip outta your bong and you pull the bowl then try and stick it in the mouth peice hole after ur hit

 

I was high, smoking out of a can, and decided to smoke some more. I started trying to inhale from the wrong end of the can. I thought maybe I just had to poke more holes in it. Haha that should've told me I had enough =]

 

you know your stoned when cant understad what she just said^



wtf?

 

Yeah I didn't understand it either

You know you're stoned...when you're happy

 

you know you're stoned when you did understand what woodstock said and can relate to it.

 

you know your stoned when you go to take another hit from your pipe and it tips over because you were trying to light it on the side.

 

u know ur stoned when ur trying to count to 100 to see how stoned u are

 

Oh! done that on multiple occasions! Except, it was more of a a supply run cuz they ran out of papers, I came in baked out of my mind, bought visine, a lighter, tin foil, 3 two liters of mountain dew(I had cottonmouth dammit) and doritos. Seriously, anyone could've told what I was gonna do. Oh and I got axe spray cuz I was afraid of my smell.

Anyway

You know your stoned when your smokin in the woods and you feel like your on a National Geographic Safari show and start runnin through the trees (embarrassing but true)

You know your stoned when you whisper 'wokka wokka wokka waaa...' to the leaves because it echoes

You know your stoned when you go to Wendy's, pay for everyone's food with two pocketfuls of change, and lose count so many times the cashier has to do it for you

You know your stoned when you want a drink of water but it takes you half an hour to get up because the water seems miles away (even though your in the kitchen)

 

Haha, that's a great one! The cashiers have to count for me all the time lol... i just go so fuckin slow

umm i had another one... what was it... fuck man, i can't remember, too stoned... be back in a bit when i remember lol

 

You know your stoned when you decide your name will be Wonderboy (hahaha jk)

 

You know you're stoned...when you try to grind up some salt on your food but you're holding it upside down and it takes you 5 minutes to realize why no salt's coming out.