You know your stoned when......

you know you're stoned when you bend down to look for your keys and end up rolling around on a deck because you "really needed the massage"

good times

 

^ lmao, u know ur stoned when... u ring up a radio station with a song request number and say- can i have a pepperoni with extra cheeze, and some wedges, and dip, and a GOD DAMN POWDERED PANCAKE DOGHNUT SURPRISE!!!

 

You know your stoned when you spray your under arms with hair spary.

 

you know your stoned when you put your body wash in your hair three times in a row

 

you know youre stoned when youre smoking and you just stop.. with the just a couple cm away from your lips and stare at something until you realise.. hey! more smoke!

 

You know your stoned when you see Jesus' face in the purple swirls on the main page of the forums. Whoa.

 

You know your stoned when you are standing, wondering why you got up.

 

You know youre stoned when you start laughing because Jesus is talking to a snake on a mirror

 

you know you're stoned when you think your tongue is a slug =P

 

you know you're stoned when you get in an argument with your younger cousins lava lamp (that was a trippy night)

 

wow i laughed so much at this thread....

you know your stoned when you look around to see who has the blunt, figure its gone and you just didnt realize, then put it down and go to spark a new one and suddenly you realize you had it the whole time and just put it down...

 

you know your stoned when you get so lazy after the movie ends that you dont even move, you just sit there staring at the credits and eventually it ends

 

you know your stoned when you are listening to a song, and the drum sticks sound like they are breaking on your various apendages... haha.

 

you know ur stoned when ur leg twiches and hursts while looking at vactom's sig

 

When you get a glass of water, and then hit the lightswitch to try and turn the water off.

 

when you're listening to "One Toke Over The Line" and think they're singing "waiting for a bus in a railway station/one toke over the line"

and it seems entirely reasonable.

 

^^You know you're stoned when you are partying at the house of the guy that wrote "One Toke Over the Line." Well, one of the guys that wrote it.

 

you know you're stoned when you go under the blanket and imagine it to be infinity in space, and imagine yourself standing on the deck of a spaceship looking out.... kinda cool actually.

 

you know youre stoned when you run into the kitchen and grab all the indian spices from your kitchen cupboard, shake a little of each into a bowl, and smoke it.

yes, its happened.

 

you know you're stoned when you forget to pass the bowl in a rotation or you just ramble on talking about crazy shit... haha happens all the time