You know your stoned when......

You know you're stoned, or have been stoned, when you have over 5,000 posts since september of 2005. That's only about 6 months of posting because I was at Job Corps for 5 months and I didn't post for the entire time.

 

u kno u were stoned when u figure out a dude hates u cuz u puked on him a month ago but you have no recolection of doing it.

 

you know youre stoned when you and a friend are in the kitchen slapping each other with tortillas

you know youre stoned when you have to drink your fajitas

 

^^^lolololol jean genie that just made me laugh. Not sure why. Probably the alcohol.

btw, love your sig pic ha. peace.

 

Heh. I got banned from a church after going to an AA meeting drunk with a friend and two bottles of vodka.

you know you're stoned when you call up a taxi and ask them to bring you round a pizza and a packet of cigarettes.

You know you're stoned when you think up an awesome "You know you're stoned when..." and forget it in the time it takes for the reply page to load.

 

you know you're stoned when you buy a large bucket of kfc and after finishing it you take it to subway to see how far you can fill it up with coke before the guy working there notices.

 

^rofl, brilliant.

 

That's the funniest thing i've ever heard/read. you=awesome.

 

you know you're stoned when you try to drink your remote and click your pop

 

You know your stoned when you read all 14 pages in this thread

 

you know your stoned when your room is quiet for five minites untill someone says "this music feels good"......and everyone in the room agrees

 

You search for your lighter for half an hour and get pissed off, and turns out it was in your hand the whole time.

 

You go to make burgers on the BBQ and forget to turn on the propane.

 

you know youre stoned when you are sitting in your living room sucking on a pork pie

 

you know your stoned when.. wait whats going on?!~

 

haha i do this all the time. people hate it

 

you know you're stoned when you and your buddy are dancing to the same song that isnt playing.

 

We should like publish this shit.

 

you know youre stoned when youre singing along to human league karoke at the top of your voice with your friend

 

you know your stoned when... you realise youve been starring at a wall for 20+ min and managed to think up a brand new simpsons episode

^ i did that- it seemed such a cool idea- until i forgot it like 5sec l8er