You know your a stoner when...

hahahahahahahahahaha That's some classic shit right there:sifone:

 

At my lame school I smelt like weed and one of the teachers reported me to the security. So I got taken up to the office from my class and then taken to the vice principal. He questioned me then told me to hold out my hand and he smelt my hands and said they smell like smoke.

Then I had to go to the school officer and he gave me a sobriety test and questioned me for 45min. and stuff. Then he said he was going to drug test me but I told him I am not high and marijuana stays in the system for 30 days and that I smoked at a party a couple days ago.

it was a buzz kill and I was SUPER BAKED but I totally played it cool.