You have no cofnidense yourself

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by kokujin, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    All serial killers, Adolf Hitler, all Republicans and. Justin Beiber.

    They all came out of vaginas, so it is kind of true
     
  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Source?
     
  3. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    Of course it's true. Lady bits are pure evil.
     
  4. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    it would never work.
    They would all turn tail and run.
    after all, we are talking about a bunch of pussies. ;)
     
  5. driftwood_74

    driftwood_74 Level 88

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    Sorry, but I see gaping holes in your theory. The Beibs has never been in contact with evil Vagina. He was born from a C-Section and everyone knows that Selena Gomez's Vag is pure heaven!
     
  6. toon198122

    toon198122 Member

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    What's sad is blaming your life problems on a groop of people that u have never met verry sad
     
  7. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    i have no cofnidense because of my dylsexia
     
  8. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    At least you have plenty of company
     
  9. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    I didn't understand how your bad rep comment pertains to me op but of course I would fuck an amputee....why wouldn't I?.....
     
  10. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    You're saying you're a great person but saying all women suck...yeah you're a real catch..
     
  11. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    Op maybe you should just turn gay. At least then you wont have a problem finding a date or getting laid.
     
  12. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    why?....do you think fags have much lower standards than anyone else?....they don't.... he's strike out in a gay bar just the same
     
  13. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    I don't think that was his point. The guy was hating on women, and saying women should just date each other. That only leaves men for him to date. A man dating another man= homosexual.
     
  14. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    true but guys are guys, and some guys will fuck just about anything.
     
  15. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    Maybe the women aren't just waiting to be talked to...maybe they just don't want to talk to you, OP...sorry to break it to you.
     
  16. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    Preach it, sista! *snaps fingers and does sassy neck swivel*
     
  17. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Thats what happens when you spend too much time away from the kitchen.

    A freudian slip, cos you know those dishes arent going to wash themselves


    Women that dont want to talk, I dont think thats even possible
     
  18. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

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    At a blues festival on Saturday, a man stood beside me that looked interesting. The best I could come up with is "you look like a musician". He mumbled something and moved on. Harumph !! The rest of the day I danced and had a good time on my own, and eventually with a man that I've seen at other blues concerts. As I was walking to my car, this first guy sees me alone and introduces himself. Turns out we were in the same parking lot. We had more beer and laughed a lot about how he rejected me initially. We got along very well !!

    So you see, time is your friend. Share yourself generously.

    Oh, there's more to the story. He talked like you Kok....woman have it so easy. They can get any man they want. I reminded him repeatedly about what he did earlier, and at the present moment he got me (with not much effort). Left him kind of speechless.
     
  19. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    Why take out of context half of my sentence? Some women don't want to talk to creepy guys who hate women.
     
  20. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    For humor?
    It got a chuckle out of me, at least.
     

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