You had SEX where?

in the air on the way down from skydiving

 

I had sex in the woods ... on a rock it was cold as hell...

 

train while people were sitting behind us, fairgrounds in the carnie tent i was workin, taxi, graduation ceremony under bleachers, greyhound bus bathroom, roof of museum in boston, in the apollo shuttle in boston museum os science, woods, fields, parks, and nyc times square ,,,ok that one was weird, but still awesome,, lmao, oh yeah, and underneath the waterfalls in joplin nice lil hidey hole where noone could see you but you could see them,,,at least i hope they couldnt see, oh damn it theres more,, the park, the police station bathroom, and of course the mall dressing room, damn i think i might have a public issue after typing this post, oh well, it was worth it

 

In The Cementary Once=0
and also behind a big storage thing outside a hotel in mid winter

 

few days ago i made it in a garage. for sure not the best place for it but it hell isn`t casual

 

in a public park and an elevator, everytime we were interrupted by someone

 

In one of those display tents at the sporting good's store.

 

On the tailgate of my truck,in my backyard,at a nearby state park,on a picnictable,in a campground sitting by the fire,and on my fourwheeler in the wood's:cheers2:

 

i gave a blowjob on a late-night flight coming back from hawaii. i started out with a blanket over my head, but the plane was dark and most everyone was asleep, so i thought "what the hell" and took it off. but then a flight attendant came by. i wasn't sucking right at that moment, but my guy had his cock out. she just looked and walked on. i guess it happens a lot.

 

I had sex in the private room at the strippers on monday. Funny story actually, I don't know how, but I got a stain on my pants, I don't know if it was cum or her pussy juice, I didn't even notice it, but i walked out and everyone is laughing at me.

 

Don't want to call anyone a liar, but I don't believe the skydiving tale. First place, it would be extremely dangerous; and, there's no way you could finish. That wouldn't be sex, it'd be flashing and groping in public.

I gotta laugh at some of these. I mean, I had a lot of sex in my time, and I don't consider myself promiscous or an exhibitionist. But when I add it all up -- all those parking lots, bathrooms, public jacuzzis, rooftops, and pastures -- well, maybe I am!