You fucks can kiss my Eternal Ass before I let you into Heaven -

I challenge you to prove to me that pissing and masturbating DON'T have anything to do with getting into heaven.

 

Sure this thread is very dumb, but how else will we understand how to be absolved????

Sheesh man, get a grip... oops, I mean get ahold of yourself...well shit, you know what I mean!

 

Seamonster, if you think a ludicrous notion needs to be disproven before it can be rejected, then I think you need to destroy your computer because a fairy told me your computer was going to kill you while you slept tonight. If you have any doubts about this then you'd better disprove it before you go to sleep tonight.

 

All I'm saying is that we don't have a clue, no one does. Who knows what criteria we are or are not being judged on, or if we even are at all?