Yo momma's so..

Yo mama so ugly,she has to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water. (Song from the 50s)

 

when your momma gets bit by mosquitoes, they drop dead..

 

yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everybody

 

yo mamas so fat that Goodyear sponsors her left breast

 

yo momma so nasty she keep ice 'tween her leg ta keep da krab fresh..

 

you momma so nasty she scared the shit out of a toilet...

 

yo momma so crazy she look normal in a fun house mirror..

 

yo mamas so fat she has her own time zone

 

=))) lol lol so funny

 

what say about this : 1.Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
2.Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips. )) hiihih ..i read it from http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/yo-momma-jokes

 

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side. )) the joke of the day from http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/yo-momma-jokes

 

your moms vagina is so huge that it swallowed the whole earth

 

Your mommas so fat the picture of her fell off the wall...lol

 

your mommas eyes is so crusty , the cats think its the liter box..

 

your momma's so sexy dats why you slept with her.

 

Yo momma's so old ..she owes Jesus money.

 

Yo momma's so fat, that when she wears her Malcom X teeshirt..helicopters try to land on her.

 

your momma so stupid, she went to mexico and smuggled chimichangas..

 

Yo momma's so fat..each one of her butt cheeks has it's own zip code