Yet Another sex survey

Haha, they're on page 17 I think..

 

Thanks! Just read it.

Now... I know I'm a whiny little pig, but please, don't use that leather whip on me.... LOL





Alright, did you even get that joke?? Sometimes I question my own goofiness...

 

*beats him and makes him eat McShits* lmfao

 

LMAO

Now, I totally didn't see that was coming, haha.




I should get the McFuck away from you, then.

 

Cute guy: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Jen: Yes, I'd like a McFuck, please.

 

Thank you!

 

Hahaha!

That is excellent, LOL.

Any particular reason why you didn't choose a McDick? LOL

 

The McDick cums in the Happy Meal.

 

You're gonna put that in a box, right?

 

Age:34
Sex:M


Sex:
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 17
Favorite Position? Spoon or doggy
Lights on or off? Either
Hard, Soft or all of the above? Hard of course
Anal? Yes
Do you like to give oral? Yes
Spit or swallow? Never done either!
Do you like your nipples to be played with? Not really
Pinched? Yes
Sucked? Yes
Licked? Yes

Masturbation:
How often do you masturbate? Daily
What is your preferred method of doing so? In front of a mirror
How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? 11 or 12
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? Yes
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? Yes
Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? Yes
Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? Yes
Have you ever tasted your own juices? Yes
If so, did you like it? its ok

Body
How do you trim (or not) your pubes? (ie, Au Naturale, totally shaved, patch on top, shaved underneath, landing strip, etc) Shaved balls, trimmed pubes
What color hair do you have down there? Brown
Any genital or nipple piercings? No

Cybersex:
Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? Yes
Same sex? Yes
Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam? Yes
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? Both
Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam? Yes
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? Both
Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net? Yes

Fetishes
Do any of the following turn you on?
Role Playing Yes
Being spanked No
spanking a partner No
having your toes sucked No
sucking someone's toes No
being tied up Yes
tying someone up Yes
hardore S & M No
voyeurism Yes

 

Age:16
Sex:female

Sex:
How old were you when you lost your virginity?14
Favorite Position? the one where i lay with my ass on the edge of the bed, with my legs spread in the air. and the guy stands and fucks me. i'm not sure if it has a name...
Lights on or off? on. i'm a visual person
Hard, Soft or all of the above? hard as far as guys go. but i like a soft touch with a chick.
Anal? not something i love. but a yes i suppose
Do you like to give oral? Yes. love it. especially on girls.
Spit or swallow? swallow, if it actually ends up in my mouth
Do you like your nipples to be played with? what girl doesn't? of course i do.
Pinched? Yes
Sucked? Yes
Licked? Yes

Masturbation:
How often do you masturbate? Daily
What is your preferred method of doing so? vibrator, on my bed. occaisionally just fingers.
How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? 9?
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? Yes
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? Yes
Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? Yes
Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? Yes
Have you ever tasted your own juices? Yes
If so, did you like it? its ok

Body
How do you trim (or not) your pubes? (ie, Au Naturale, totally shaved, patch on top, shaved underneath, landing strip, etc) totally shaved, when i feel like it. sometimes i let it grow back though
What color hair do you have down there? Brown, almost black
Any genital or nipple piercings? No

Cybersex:
Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? Yes
Same sex? Yes
Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam? no
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? Both
Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam? no
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? N/A
Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net? Yes

Fetishes
Do any of the following turn you on?
Role Playing never tried it
Being spanked yes
spanking a partner No
having your toes sucked yes
sucking someone's toes No, but i'll do it
being tied up Yes
tying someone up no, but i'd do it if asked
hardore S & M hmm... depends on how hardcore. i guess yes.
voyeurism Yes

 

rofl.

 

Well... Dunno, I guess I could've said something more original, but I couldn't think of anything interesting. Besides, the pillows I've been using these days aren't good for humping...

LOL

 

Age: 24
Sex: Female


Sex:
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 18
Favorite Position? Doggy style.
Lights on or off? Usually off. More passionate that way.
Hard, Soft or all of the above? Definitely hard. Love it hard.
Anal? Definitely no.
Do you like to give oral? Love it.
Spit or swallow? Spit. Semen tastes terrible.
Do you like your nipples to be played with? I like them to be nibbled and sucked a little little bit, but too much and they go numb.

Masturbation:
How often do you masturbate? Rarely anymore.
What is your preferred method of doing so? Erotica, I suppose.
How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? Um, 16 maybe?
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? Yes.
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? No.
Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? No.
Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? Not personally. You see girls masterbating in porn all the time.
Have you ever tasted your own juices? No.
If so, did you like it?

Body
How do you trim (or not) your pubes? Yup, with an electric razor.
What color hair do you have down there? Dark brown/black.
Any genital or nipple piercings? Ouch, no.

Cybersex:
Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? No
Same sex? No.
Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam?-no
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite?
Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam?-no
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite?
Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net?-no

Fetishes
Do any of the following turn you on?
Role Playing -- yes.
Being spanked -- no.
spanking a partner -- no.
having your toes sucked -- eww, no.
sucking someone's toes -- double eww, no. I have never met a guy with nice feet.
being tied up -- yes.
tying someone up -- yes.
hardore S & M -- Never tried it.

 

Age: 47
Sex: Male

Sex
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 18
Favorite Position? Depends on my lover. I think missionary is way underrated: it's so intimate with your bodies touching, facing each other like that. I love it when a woman gets on top and rides me. I love to watch from that angle. Doggie style usually hurts because it bends my penis down too far, but the angle of my ex's vagina was perfect for me, so with her it was a favorite. Maybe I should just say I love all of them!
Lights on or off? On. I like to watch.
Hard, Soft or all of the above? All of the above.
Anal? Yes or no Not really, although I'll bugger a woman if she requests it.
Do you like to give oral? Eat pussy? Yes.
Spit or swallow? Swallow, but do men ever spit out pussy juice?
Do you like your nipples to be played with? Yes
Pinched? Well, not too hard.
Sucked? Yes
Licked? Yes

Masturbation
How often do you masturbate? 1-3 times a day.
What is your preferred method of doing so? Heel of my hand at the base of my cock.
How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? 10 (?)
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? Yes
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? No
Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? Yes
Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? No
Have you ever tasted your own juices? Yes
If so, did you like it? It didn't have much of a taste.

Body
How do you trim (or not) your pubes? (ie, Au Naturale, totally shaved, patch on top, shaved underneath, landing strip, etc) I don't trim them.
What color hair do you have down there? Dark brown, almost black.
Any genital or nipple piercings? No

Cybersex
Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? No
Same sex? No
Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam? No
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? N/A
Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam? No
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? N/A
Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net? No, but I've stolen a few from porn sites.

Fetishes
Do any of the following turn you on?
Role Playing No
Being spanked No
spanking a partner No
having your toes sucked Not exactly, but women have done it, and it feels good.
sucking someone's toes No
being tied up Not really, but I'd do it if it got my partner off.
tying someone up Sometimes.
hardcore S & M No
voyeurism Yes
smoking (added by me) Yes
bathing/hot tubs (added by me) Yes
tearing off my partner's clothes (added by me) Yes
having my partner tear off my clothes (added by me) Yes
Lounging around naked, drinking and engaging in vice, fucking intermittently throughout the day (added by me) Yes!

 

Age: 22
Sex: female
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 15
Favorite Position? Doggy
Lights on or off? either
Hard, Soft or all of the above? bit of both
Anal? Yes or no Not generally
Do you like to give oral? Of course
Spit or swallow? If im with the bloke swallow - if its just one night spit
Do you like your nipples to be played with? yes
Pinched? yes
Sucked? where?
Licked? yes

Masturbation:
How often do you masturbate? A few times a week
What is your preferred method of doing so? huh
How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? about 15
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? Maybe
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? nope
Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? yup
Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? naa
Have you ever tasted your own juices? nope
If so, did you like it?

Body
How do you trim (or not) your pubes? (ie, Au Naturale, totally shaved, patch on top, shaved underneath, landing strip, etc) landing strip
What color hair do you have down there? Blackey brown
Any genital or nipple piercings? Nope

Cybersex:
Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? naa
Same sex? naa
Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam? nope
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite?
Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam? no comment
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite?
Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net? nope

Fetishes
Do any of the following turn you on?
Role Playing A little
Being spanked nope
spanking a partner nope
having your toes sucked ewwww
sucking someone's toes ewww
being tied up yeah
tying someone up yessssss
hardore S & M nope
voyeurism nope

 

I think the survey meant, do you use your finger? A dildo? A vibrator? Fruit and/or vegetables?

Men have different methods, too. Like I said, I use the heel of my hand against the base of my cock. Some guys use toys. I suppose the most common method for men is the make-a-circle-with-your-hand-and-pump thing you see being pantomimed all the time, but that doesn't work too well for me. I need to keep the action lower down the shaft. I used to think the head of my dick was insensitive, but I've come to realize that no, it's so sensitive that it tends to short everything out.

 

Age:16
Sex:Male


Sex:
How old were you when you lost your virginity?14
Favorite Position?that one when women lie on shes back legs are on air and i'm going in from up
Lights on or off? no matter
Hard, Soft or all of the above?All of the above
Anal? Yes or no perhaps
Do you like to give oral? yes
Spit or swallow? ---
Do you like your nipples to be played with? yes
Pinched? yes
Sucked? yes
Licked? yes

Masturbation:
How often do you masturbate? few times a week
What is your preferred method of doing so? hand on my cock
How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? 12 I think
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? yes
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? no
Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? yes(realy liked it)
Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? no
Have you ever tasted your own juices? yes
If so, did you like it? I gues so

Body
How do you trim (or not) your pubes? (ie, Au Naturale, totally shaved, patch on top, shaved underneath, landing strip, etc) Naturale
What color hair do you have down there? black
Any genital or nipple piercings? no

Cybersex:
Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? yes
Same sex? no
Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam? don't have webcam
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? no
Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam? yes
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? opposite
Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net? yes

Fetishes
Do any of the following turn you on?
Role Playing- yes
Being spanked-yes
spanking a partner-yes
having your toes sucked-yes
sucking someone's toes-yes
being tied up-yes
tying someone up-no
hardore S & M-no
voyeurism-no

 

Age: 21
Sex: M


Sex:
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 18
Favorite Position? woman squatting on top
Lights on or off? both
Hard, Soft or all of the above? sure
Anal? Yes o
Do you like to give oral? yes
Spit or swallow? swallow
Do you like your nipples to be played with? always
Pinched? yes
Sucked? of course
Licked? love it

Masturbation:
How often do you masturbate? daily
What is your preferred method of doing so? taking an hour and exploding all over my stomach, chest, face
How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? 13
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? yes
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? yes
Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? yes
Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? no
Have you ever tasted your own juices? of course
If so, did you like it? yep

Body
How do you trim (or not) your pubes? shaved, trimmed up top
What color hair do you have down there? brown
Any genital or nipple piercings? nope

Cybersex:
Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? yes
Same sex? yes
Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam? yes
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? same
Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam? yes
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? opposite
Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net? yes

Fetishes
Do any of the following turn you on? ALL of them
Role Playing
Being spanked
spanking a partner
having your toes sucked
sucking someone's toes
being tied up
tying someone up
hardore S & M
voyeurism

 

Age: 22
Sex: F


Sex:
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 17
Favorite Position? woman top or missionary
Lights on or off? preferably off, the more pleasure you can feel.
Hard, Soft or all of the above? ALL
Anal? Not a fan but sometimes it happens.
Do you like to give oral? When i'm in the mood.
Spit or swallow? Both, depends.
Do you like your nipples to be played with? Oh yes.
Pinched? yes
Sucked? very much.
Licked? always.

Masturbation:
How often do you masturbate? usually after my period or whenever I'm horny and can't get any.
What is your preferred method of doing so? vibrator and fingers
How old were you when you first masturbated yourself to orgasm? 15 or 16?
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the opposite sex? no
Have you ever masturbated in front of someone of the same sex? yes
Have you ever watched someone else of the opposite sex masturbate? yes
Have you ever watched someone of the same sex masturbate? yes
Have you ever tasted your own juices? No, I don't find it appealing at all.
If so, did you like it? N/A

Body
How do you trim (or not) your pubes? Wannabe pornstar patch, lol.
What color hair do you have down there? Light brown.
Any genital or nipple piercings? Not yet.

Cybersex:
Ever had cyber with a person of the opposite sex? yes
Same sex? yes
Ever masturbated while someone watched you on a webcam? no
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? N/A
Ever watched someone else masturbate on a webcam? yes
if so, was it someone of the same sex or opposite? opposite and same.
Ever traded dirty pictures with someone over the 'net? yes, but kind of regret it now.

Fetishes
Do any of the following turn you on?
Role Playing Sure
Being spanked YES
spanking a partner YES
having your toes sucked no
sucking someone's toes no
being tied up yes
tying someone up YES
hardore S & M yes
voyeurism no