yet another lies thread

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by _zero_, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. La Ya Ya

    La Ya Ya Fueled by Espresso Lifetime Supporter

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    I didn't just get stranded, stranded on the tiolet bowl. What do you do when your stranded and you don't have a roll?
     
  2. broony

    broony Banned

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    i shit in the woods, wipe my ass with my boxers/underwear after i cut them off with a knife?
     
  3. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    The Lazier I sit here, the Longer I get!........ :clown:
     
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  4. broony

    broony Banned

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    when I sit for long periods of time I usually wear extra boxers.
     
  5. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    I wear boxers...yep!
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Yep-she does!
     
  7. broony

    broony Banned

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    I eat every 7 days cause I need rest.
     
  8. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I found a cure for memory-loss today....I just can't remember what it was....
     
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  9. La Ya Ya

    La Ya Ya Fueled by Espresso Lifetime Supporter

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    Sorry World, I just drank all the coffee.
     
  10. broony

    broony Banned

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    im pissed I bought all this fucking half n half then, I don't need even half of it.
     
  11. La Ya Ya

    La Ya Ya Fueled by Espresso Lifetime Supporter

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    I took half your half n half Broony.
     
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  12. broony

    broony Banned

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    bought milk yesterday
     
  13. La Ya Ya

    La Ya Ya Fueled by Espresso Lifetime Supporter

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    I like my coffee like I like my dogs, Strong and Black.
     
  14. broony

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    i woke up the housemate yesterday at 5am with a chainsaw
     
  15. La Ya Ya

    La Ya Ya Fueled by Espresso Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm Queen for the Day.
     
  16. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    I had to scrape ice off the car windows this morning.
     
  17. expanse

    expanse Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    My wife does not mind the mess that I make in the kitchen.
     
  18. La Ya Ya

    La Ya Ya Fueled by Espresso Lifetime Supporter

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    I love house work so I'll clean up that messy kitchen for your wife, Expense.
     
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  19. broony

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    im tired of this fucking rooster.
     
  20. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    No way did I go back to bed this afternoon..no way!
     

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