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  1. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i have a mild day going here.....

    greg Hahn comedian.....-''ever get a wedding invitation and check the box for ''will not attend'' and write in under dinner ''surf and turf''...''to go''....
     
  2. rollingalong

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    Romance is dead everyone. A woman who put up a 20-foot mural on Valentine’s Day so she could be re-united with a mystery man she met on a train in New York City got stood up.

    The 20-foot billboard in in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York (Picture: Splash News) The message on the mural read: ‘I was the brunette in the green pants. You were in yellow shoes, glancing at me, and pretended not to listen to me and my roommate discuss how I wanted to talk to you. ‘I even missed my stop in hopes that you would say something, but you never did. I know you probably won’t see this but if you do, say hi this time. ‘If you’re out there, meet here on Valentine’s Day 2/14 at 1pm.’ Ms Custalow’s family and friends were on hand to console her when he didn’t turn up.

    Woman gets stood up by 'yellow shoes' Valentine after writing love note on 20-foot mural | Metro News
     
  3. Fuck off! That is so sad! and I don't mean than in the opposite of happy sense!
     
  4. rollingalong

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    she has kind of put herself out there now....wondering if this yellow shoes guy will see this now that's getting such coverage....they featured it on a national radio show this morning....bet she ends up on ellen

    also...there is 5000 equally sad dudes tracking her down as we speak...you can bet on it...desperate guy smells a desperate woman?....oh man...it will be a stampede lol.....of sad
     
  5. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    The free news paper "Metro" has a section for people to pass messages on.. i like reading them on the train.. i mean really?

    one i remember was ... i sit oposit you every morning, your now reading the book bla bla bla.. dont you see me looking at you, fancy a coffee?

    im like, jees girl, he isnt interested.. probably doesnt want to read the book but you keep looking at him.. lol
     
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  6. rollingalong

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    used to happen to me every day from age 16 to about 45...sometimes 2 or 3 times a day lol

    i fall easy........had a gf who used to say i get a hard on when the bus goes by :)
     
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  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    heading out to tow something...its close but i really hate driving the truck it uses so much gas i always get pissed off
     
  8. mallyboppa

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    kid day here !
     
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  9. morrow

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    You got any grapes?
     
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  11. morrow

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    So funny those songs.. bit like the I know a song that will get on your nerves..lol

    But I love the duck song, I posted it up here ages ago.. funny how many people knew it..

    Bet those little ones love it too..
     
  12. morrow

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    We had an Indian takeaway for tea.. little guy is tucking in... Eldest has a cold so has stayed in bed most of the day..
    But anyway, little guy says it's the best korma he ever had..
    Ate a full portion of korma, half portion of special rice, his nann bread, and half his brothers... During his pile in, he says, this reminds me of a joke nana.. (name of the takeaway is chilli) yo Moma is so fat, when it was cold out side, someone said its chilli, yo momma went out with a bowl.. killed me!
     
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    why would you not have tea for tea?....then have indian take out for dinner[supper].....you seem like an odd lot....i love naan bread...would be happy if i never saw rice again....no clue what that oyther thing is?
     
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    long weekend on both sides of the border
     
  15. morrow

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    Haha.. I guess it is strange we call tea your dinner.. our dinner is lunch..

    Korma.. is a curry made with yogurt, I believe it was invented for the Brits .. how true that is I don't know, but kids love it! I like tikka masala.. again not spicy.. nann I love! Peshawari, I don't care for rice.. don't see the point..

    Plus the rice is always draped in coriander.. yukkkk!
     
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  16. morrow

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    Little man is Soooo funny, switched all the lights off so as to watch the gritter going past.. turns to me, yo momma is so nosey she looked out the window and blinded herself.. I swear he is such a fun kid..

    You don't get it? Blinds, instead of curtains :D
     
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    I have a couple of thoughts about that bill board train-girl had put up.

    #1 - good grief...this chick must be a masochist and love the (great) possibility of being publicly humiliated..

    (This is just an aside thought, and since I'm expecting my brother and his husband to be arriving or their vaca in about 2 months I'm damn taking the right to say this...but YELLOW SHOES!...maybe the dude isn't all about women! and that was my very first true thought.)

    #2 - if you have the spine to do the whole big billboard thing...WTH wouldn't you just walk your ass over to him and say Hey! I've been wanting to talk to you! That is a strong thought of mine and about ties with the (2) #1 thoughts

    #3 - and this has been covered - but how damn needy! :bigeyeroll:



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    Get out of my house! That's what I tell them nasty spirits.
     
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    I kicked ass at pub pool tonight lol. 5/6 held the table for a while they were glad to see me go. :p
     
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  20. SpacemanSpiff

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    got lots done

    now im resting
     
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