Yadda Yadda Chatta

I just like me some fat beeyotches

 

Your boner?

 

I think my comment made him shrivel like a frightened turtle

 

He needs some of that... Papaya mango.. Or something. Lol.

 

It moved.

I'm back, baby!

 

^^^^ LOLOL!!!



I need to get in the bed so I can wake up fresh eyed and bushy tailed for tomorrow! (not real bush on the tail tho ) lol

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But y'all are way too damn entertaining tonight.

 

Get out Lynn save yourself.

 

Another Seinfeld junkie? Alright!!

 

Ha. Come to find out I have a problem....internet addiction.

good grief...

I'm glad I don't have one of those smart phones. seriously...my Tracfone does all I need. If I had a smart phone I might have to go to rehab or something.

 

You can logout, Lynn...but you can never leave

Bwahhahahahahahah!!!!!

 

Ugh, I put the cherry chap stick on and then gotta sit there like while the dog licks it off. If I was wearing make up, he'd have more on his face than me.

 

Okay, i've heard of lipstick lesbians, but chapstick lesbians is a new one for me

 

What's a lipstick lesbian? That's the girls that are like in show or try to show they're into girls but really aren't? All for attention. I think.

I like chapstick more than lipstick. Specially cherry. I have a mint one too, but I don't like the cold feeling lol.

 

Nah, lipstick lesbians are just femme girls. Maybe it's an American colloquialism.

 

Hmm. Well I was really off on that. Well then what I described can be chapstick lesbians then lol. We will call them chappos for short.

Yeeeh maaate seen this chappo girl other day ay

It works

 

I know this is the weed place, but sheeeyitttt. I've been drinking Kavaunaugh's Irish Whiskey like it's a Ride On IPA. And I am FUCKED UP!!!!!

Just 'cuz a girl can guzzle beers don't mean she can handle hard liquor. I may be in over my head. Christ on a cross. On the plus side. I don't get that it's almost midnight on a weeknight.

Later folks...

 

time

 

10am pool league today. I'm 1/2 winsz beat one of the best ranked national woman which was unreal I laid out a shot and leave like I've never done before, then lost to a top player but I'm not upset because I only just missed out. He needed me to make two silly decisions to end up beating me but I made those bad decisions, he wasn't better than me. So I take positives in that, losing to him like that wasn't anything to sneeze at.