Yadda Yadda Chatta

inline of course..our troops arent dumb lmao

 

Re-thinking back, straight line makes more sense.

I'd be the guy trying to flank and needing o2
Wouldn't work the best in deep snow

 

....they could attach sensors to the soldiers and measure the ozone as they run through the woods?


dick...me....total dick....its fun though


...love ya pete

 

continuation....the steakhouse where the reception was being held was directly across the street from a burger place truck stop with a big lot for semi's to pull in....i accelerated straight across the 4 lanes of traffic into the gravel parking lot across the street and do a donut and come to stop facing where i had just come from.....all i saw was a shit load of angry cousins running across the road towards me

well this was one of those times i had to make a split second decision....stay and maybe be killed but i wouldn't be abandoning my wife and friends...or flee drunk....so i fled....sped right out of that parking lot and headed south to my house...didn't know what else to do.....

the route to my house was 5 kilometrs straight south on the same road and a short left to my town house.....i get about a kilometer when the red lights...lots of them...passed me going the other way.....i remember thinking oh well this is it i'm fucked now....fully expecting some of them to u turn and grab me up...b.ut they kept going and so did i....

i get home in a panic and phoned my dad....mom and dad lived about 3 kilometers down the road....i get over to their house and immediately pass out......my dad calls marvin the lawyer and he calls the popo and makes up some story about how i need forst aid from being beaten so badly...i didn't......and we will come as soon as i am released from the hospital

and they bought it.....next morning i turn myself in....i find out when i hit the guy he had just gotten out of the hospital for hip surgery...got out early to go to the wedding....and i undid all the surgery and he had to have it done over......the brawl had stopped as soon as buddy hit the ground because everyone thought he was dead...he was out cold

i don't remember what charges my brother in law got but i was charged with all kinds of accident related stuff.....leaving the scene etc but the big charge was aggravated assault with a deadly weapon to whit an automobile

conclusion tomorrow....the trial

 

Finished second in the euro Daytona 500, pushed team mate to the win, he was extremely thankful his first win in 4 years. I had the car, I didn't race him I said with 10 laps to go I was tail gunner, he dropped back and helped me during the last 30 laps, he slowed down to pick me back up and I pushed him from 3 secs down to the lead and I said I already won Thursday I'll I play team work here and our team swept all major divisions. We had 3 yellows flags only, the last 250 miles went green flag. You won't even see that by the real guys racing. It was so much fun, under yellow just talking shit and 2 of our team mates got taken out. 1 more lap and I would have won the winner ran out of fuel at the finish line but it was great I don't mind it. 2hrs 46mins of racing and I just wanted to see the end it was unreal, really.

 

Freezing fog...


What stops it from falling out of the sky?

 

Travolta movie on...one i have never seen or heard of before..its called the experts....

Near the eastern edge of the USSR is a village populated by Russians who speak and act American, where KGB trainees go to practice. The town is mired in the 50's, and the new KGB hotshot fears his agents will fail to learn real US culture. He goes to New York and hires two young hipsters to come to "Nebraska" to open a nightclub. He drugs them en route to Russia, and they think they've awaken in the Midwest. There they turn a tiki lounge into a hip club, teach townies to dance, and introduce pop culture. Both flip for local chicks. Things get dangerous when the townsfolk taste freedom, a KGB faction tries to kill our heroes, but will the guys figure out they're not in Nebraska?

 

Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

Addressing all personnel at Pearl, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.

Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."

He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.”

“Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?

At this point, a Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd, and inquired:

"How much for a season pass Sir?"

 

You all are keeping me from my work.
Good day sir you must go.

 

freezing fog doesn't fall out of the sky because all the particles hang together like a camouflaged wall trying to keep warm and are scared to disassociate themselves from their buddies and therefore cannot fall from the sky.

 

just came from the island chilifest....there was about a dozen contestants...you pay 5 dollars and eat as much of all of them as you can....so 1 and 2 went smooth...i knew the farms/families...first was better cause second although tasty was too watery....all the contestants have various condiments in front of their stations.....then i went and tried my friends wifes chili and she was representing ''friends of the ferrals''...hers was veggie and was good but obviously lacked that meaty meatness

so then i spot my friend sam and her chili has like a dozen condiments out front plus a big bowl of home baked corn bread...he chili has a sign that says ''dragons breath''...''extremely hot ''.so i ask for a small portion because i don't do hot but i want some of that corn bread and she has feta cheese and cilantro...so i dress my serving and step back...i didn't even take a ig mouthful...kinda small actually....it blew out the back of my skullllllll....jesus Christ i could feel myself getting dizzy so i headed out side.....i couldn't finish it,...way too hot...i come back inside and she tells me her husband brought back 48 of some rare extreme chilis from mexico and they are in there......

so i was done....couldn't taste anything so i just filled a couple take homes and split....gve my ticket to the girls running the thing and i told them put it into who-evers jar had the least votes....all 3 went ''ahhhhhh that's so nice''at the same time......good deed done...chili eaten.....lips gone


doob and nap time

 

I fucking hate when food is so hot that my eyes are running, my nose is snotting and I can't taste the flavour of the food, just the heat. It is seriously not cool!

 

Pun intended?

 

I was in the dollar store when I smelled something HOT. Ive one of those noses that can smell fire.. so I passed along the isle and looked , looked again. see a box touching the end of a light on the ceiling. I told the lady at the register . she started to panic .. I said "its not on fire yet, but you might want to get that down now". she got a ladder and handed it to me, was warm to the touch. she give me 5$ off anything we bought..

 

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Two dyslexics talking one said " hey can you smell smoke ? " the other one says " I cant even smell my own name "

 

Shooting the the Barrett .50 caliber would make the Olympic Biathlon waaaaay more exciting. Fuck that 22LR.

 

I agree. Heat should compliment the food; not overpower it.

I never understood people who eat the hottest of the hot food an then brag about it. It's like, sure; it's an endurance challenge. But did you actually enjoy the meal?

 

LOL - about hot food...my son, who cannot stand food with more than 2 or 3 different "tastes" in it LOVES hot food. Hot food like y'all are talking about. Damn if I can understand it. Hot hot chiles in the chili he makes, and I can't enjoy it without putting a healthy dollop of sour cream on every single bite. Even then its a push to say I like his chili. Of course he says combining sour cream with chili is a sacrilege.

He won't even eat food with mayonnaise in it...and even though he likes cheese he won't eat a good home-made macaroni and cheese pie...just for some examples of his eating preferences.

No, I don't understand it...but I do understand that of all he doesn't like, he genuinely likes food too hot for most people. lol His father loved hot hot food...maybe its a genetic thing.

 

Truthfully, I think it's a guy thing. Like, a macho pride thing. "I can eat hotter food than you!"