Yadda Yadda Chatta

i don't follow any porn sites...if you punch something pornish into bing you a see videos right on their search page without having to click through to a site...der bingster ....

that's what i heard anyway

 

What on earth are you on about? You boring? I don't think so!
You almost got me in trouble, that wedding reception.. I laughed sooo much..

Boring? Lol, no chance!

 

Yeah, made me laugh too

 

No they're just not big enough or deep enough to be seen unless you really look at it closely. Tbh there moreike male wedding bands, we have separate rings this was just something I always wanted to do.

 

Rommel wore a ring on his finger
He only took it off
when he flew his plane
Once he told me why
He said we all have to fly
Someday

 

Nope just 501-1

 

Its like a zombie apocalypses out there. the roads are just wet now with ice here and there. but hardly any cars out there.
dealer recall on my steering didnt cost me anything .. thankfully.

 

i am in the middle of ''retribution'' on Netflix.....Scotland looks fucking bleak...everyone always looks like they've never had fun....beautiful but bleak...the farm in this show is spectacular

that poor girl will never forgive me...or her family.......it has a huge England connection....huge

i will tell the story in a few posts...ive told it on hip before



..........we all hung out through high school and into our twenties...half a dozen girls all friends with us various boyfriends....one of the girls, Brenda, went to England one summer after high school...there she met her first cousin- for the first time......they fell in love and came back to Canada.....wedding date set

so to set this up you must understand only one family was at the wedding because she married her uncles kid...it was one last name at the reception

and us....a table of 8 stoner friends she grew up with including my wife. her sister and my brother in law...the 4 of us did everything together...i was very close with my bro in law....

and we were drinking .....................tbc

 

neighbor is out there with his tractor and he has the blower on it....i had just fiished my skinny path and he cme and plowed mme a 20 foot wide driveway lol

 

I won all my pool matches tonight I taught myself one thing at home and said to myself just go out there and then do what you practiced and win or lose, just make sure you produce what you've been practicing. So I did and I won out and we won.

Mostly just weighting my shots coming off cushions which I was doing really well with. I also told myself I'm not cueing straight and needed to be more centre so I used my right breast as a guide and if my cue wasn't hugging the inside of my right breast then I wasn't cueing straight lol.

Lots dumb stuff comes into your mind when youre playing lol. Thinking about sinking a ball, thinking about breasts.. Lol. Mind is all over.

 

cant do anything about the ice and snow on the walk. its frozen. fuck that shit.

 

stormed stayed south of me i guess...maybe a dusting was all we got here

 

there are puddles of frozen slush all over the place. heavy wet snow shit. its 25F now, its freezing up..

 

we got a good 10ish inches of wet snow..i think its stopped now....


now if i could get rid of the image of a pool cue sliding in between a certain someone's breasts i might be able to get something done..... i think she knew what she was doing....she be sneaky that way

 

y'all seen this freak show?

he is known as the human ken doll

 

no wheres it from?

 

Guess lol

UK love that crap!

 

Was day tomorrow, nothing clean right?

Nothing clean right

Hey I think this guys a couple cans short of a six pack

Your clothes, give them to me

Hey fuck you asshole!

 

Why do people do "I swear on my children's life" speech lol. I just heard it on radio. That whole saying just makes me think that, whatever they about to say, it must be bullshit. Lol.