Next time, why don't you chop that line from there to Oregon instead so I can smack you around when you arrive... wtf?!
......................11:26 subject still only one in WTF thread, no sign of other life forms...........WTF
...........11:36 still no signs of life, have made repeated attempts to make contact....................WTF
....................11:57 running low on food and water, if I can not find life soon I will have begin eating my shoe. Made small hut out sticks i found. Will try to make contact again shortly....................WTF
Mmm, smells like spam... but, I got a wtf. I have a neighbor who is really nice, an awesome neighbor, but he only seems to come and go at 3 or 4 in the morning. wtf?
................12:44 I keep hearing a voice sounds like chimpmunk or thing, saying " it smells like spam" very weird ...........WTF