Yeah, its still getting laid... Even if it is pretty gross. I wouldn't mind having the title "Declarer of National Parks and giver of segregated land" that way I could make my own little country!
I want power. I'm not good with power either. I'm fucking awesome ! If only I knew who I have to sleep with to get the power I want and deserve...
Heres the Urban Dictionary entry. gay chicken A game played with straight people to see who has more balls, metaphorically. the game is played in several ways. The most simple, and weakest, is the kiss. One 'player' moves in for a sensual kiss until one of the 'players' backs off. I've seen this lead to tongues but someone will always pull away. Another way gay chicken is played is by groping the other 'players' genitals or breasts or anything you can get your hands on. The most common form of the game is gay pillow talk in which each interaction escalates until someone laughs or just can't respond. Lastly, 'players' can initiate dry humping sessions. Hardcore 'players' will use a combination of three tactics to win the game. Some have been known to even use all four tactics at once. This plan of attack is very tricky.
no, I don't want to work for the government I'd probably fuck her though, for nothing. I have a thing for older women now, even ones that aren't considered attractive
