Would You Rather - REBORN...

can I say both cause I havn't seen either of them I'm not a big tv person lol, would you rather be Billy T or Fred Dagg?

 

Billy T. Him and his towel were sweet.

would you rather be a carp in a pond or a bird in a cage?

 

Carp, at least I can swim as opposed to birds who usually can never fly in a cage(of course depending how big the pond and cage are) And also if Im being put in a pond by a single person theres always the chance they will get fined by MAF for keeping pests

WUR shave with just a razor and no cream (dry shave) or not shave at all? (applies to all areas of the body)

 

hmmmmm defintily just let it grow, dry shave isn't pleasent would you rather slide down a butter moutain or swim in a wine lake?

 

butter mountain. wine is gross.

would you rather have an itch you can't scratch or a nose that won't stop running?

 

an itch I can't scratch cause u didn't say I couldn't have someone scratch it for me he he would you rather sleep with one of you cousins or eat deep heat?

 

Eat deep heat, the repurcussions wouldn't be quite so long-lasting The thought isnt pleasant at all though

WUR turn back time and take back your past wrongs, or leave them in their place because you think the lessons learnt were worth it?

 

I think the lessons were worth it lol would you rather be in a tub of jelly or be on top of a custard square? (which of course both would be edible)

 

Custard squares........*drool*....so deliciously bad for me

WUR be in the same house as a couple you know are having sex right at that moment (which would have been the case for me an hour or two ago...think they've gone to sleep now hahah)-and you are not having sex, or be caught talking to someone you've known for awhile and get busted for not remembering their name

 

House with the couple having sex. Thats just hilarious. I can imitate at least three of my friends orgasm noises. Great for parties.

would you rather have your seat tip back or more leg room on a flight?

 

leg room. deep vein thrombosis is a poo.

wur see a movie on the big screen or save some money at watch it at home when it finally comes out?

 

wait for it to come out I'm too noisy for a movie place and I can't sit still for that long lol would you rather wake up beside a drag queen or a shotgun and wonder how it got there?

 

shotgun...nothing wrong with waking up next to a gun


wur sweat your balls off or freeze your nuts(or other bits) off?

 

rather sweat my balls of I like being hot WUR be in a hot pool or mud pool?

 

hot pool. mmm, sulphur.....

wur shag Peter Griffin or Homer Simpson?

 

Peter lol WUR have a sausage roll or a mutton pie?

 

i have never had either so i don't know

wur be intelligent or happy?

 

Happy WUR have a Rabbit or Mince pie?

 

Hmmm...mince. My palate is not mature in the art of rabbit eating.

WUR die at the stately age of eighty-ninety or live on indefinitely?
(there was a doco on a couple of days ago about a guy who was working on a thesis about life extension for the coming century)

 

I saw that. 60 Minutes... I looked at him and was like "CRACKPOT PSYCHO!" cos he was all hairy and bushman-like. But then he opened his mouth and this british accent came out and so I was like "Well... he must know what he's talking about. Can't fault the brits, yo." It was fucking weird.

would you rather make polite conversation with your brother's weird girlfriend but be kinda weirded out or try to avoid talking to her at all but possibly come across as rude?