Would You Rather - REBORN...

try and fail I guess. It might be shaming but at least you gave it a shot.

wur do a cartwheel or a backbend?

 

Since i did gym, i'd say both but the backbend is a good stretch


WUR kiss George Bush or Helen Clark? ;-0

 

well, if i kiss george bush, he'd have to go into hiding to stop from being killed by some right wing idiot for beig gay

if i kiss helen clark, i'd probably want to become gay.

i wont let helen clark ruin women for me

wur make lots and lots of something and have too much or not enough?

 

Too much-you can give away, not enough-and you're short what you want.


WUR watch a pollie fall face first into a puddle of mud or watch a lawyer fall into a pile of gizzards?

 

lawyer, fuckers ruin everything..yet i'm gonna become one

wur watch a buttload of recorded episodes of Lost in one day to get up to date or just read an overview online so you can watch and know what the hell is going on?

 

neither. I hate fucking lost.

would you rather be in a coma or dead?

 

In a comma, they look cosy. An eternal coma? I don't think I'd prefer death, what with the lowered likelihood of living through it. Nah, coma for me!

wyrb a mascot for a champion chess team, or a cheerleader for a brand of kitchen sponges? Either one you choose your costume is red and yellow.

 

Totally the cheerleader, especially if the kitchen sponge brand is Scotch meaning I get max air time via ads.

Would you rather get caught picking your nose, or tooting your tush?

 

Neither (anyone who admits to the nose, is an idiot)

WUR drive all day for sex or drive all night for food?

 

cant i do both in one day? ah, but drive all day for sex...there is almost no food in the world worth driving all night for(unless its an arctic night during the summer...)

wur go to a hairdressers with leaves in your hair or go to the supermarket covered in flour? i.e. look like a complete wreck

 

I'm not good at noticing that kind of thing. I guess I'd rather go to the Supermarket covered in flour because that has the logical explanation attached ("I am a ghost. A ghost buying toilet rolls. Kipeesh?"). Hairdressers are fickles things, they might judge me for romping in the bushes.

Wood-ewe rat-hair: Have large watermelons fused to your elbows for a week, or a freaky-looking, shadowy figure watching you from behind random objects for a whole week?

 

Watermelons. Lunch for everyone



WUR run for 24 hours non stop in 35 degree heat? or hang upside down by your toes for 4 hours?

 

hang upside down for 4 hours i guess. Then at least i get to do something else with my day.


wur brush your teeth with red seal or have the most amazing sex of your life? (hehe, i know matty's answer to this one..)

 

Is that a trick question? The obvious.

WUR watch Britney Spears' movie 100 times in a row or hear Paris Hilton recount all the pieces in her wardrobe down to the last stilletto?

 

would there be modeling the clothes involved? if so, yeah that. you cant just describe the clothes, you have to show em off

wur get a few nice shirts or a pair of sunnies?

 

Sunnies. Clothes piss me off (i hate trying them on and shopping)



WUR marry a mail order hubby/bride or close your eyes and have someone feed you anything they chose?

 

um if it get to pick the person i'd choose the latter - as long as it wasn't a hunk of dead animal i wouldn't mind what they fed so i'd choose a vego pal to do it and then the dead animals are out of the equation.

wur sing to a large crowd or mime to them?

 

Remember Ashlee Simpson? I'd sing thankyou however bad. At least the crowd will hopefully encourage and have fun with you.


WUR have a fascination with the opposite sex or clothes?

 

eh the opposite sex...clothes is kinda...boring

wur have the best homemade meals or go out to an expensive restaurant?

 

Home made, i can't be fagged going out.


WUR icy cold coke or a fine wine?