Would You Rather - REBORN...

i would rather be the happy one because i like to giggle to myself

Tamsyn, where did u get ur chips from? I must say that ORB is yum in the chip department. So much better than No Meat Please's chips.


Would you rather be forced to eat McDonads or KFC?
(i'm low on question inspiration. Quinspiration in you prefer. Stick that in your scrabble pipe and smoke it).

 

ew, i'd rather starve. i've only ever had kfc once in my whole life, and i havn't had maccas for 6 years. grooooooooooooooooooooosss

wur go home and make beer bread (mmmmmm) or do something more productive i.e. boring mcsnoring school work?

 

beer bread , although i hope it was beer left over from the night before or thats just waste of a good beer! Good rosemary bread + beer = yum

wur jump up and down or spin around on a wheelie chair right now?

 

spinning is great. And yeah, some pals up the raod had keg left over so it's flat flat beer. it was beer bread with mustard and caraway seeds on top, and a sprinkling of cheese, it was delish.

wur have a cheap tea that was pretty average or a more expensive but divine dinner?

 

more expensive but divine.

And the best chips on campus are from the quad kiosk. they cost $2.20 but BE WARNED! They have no the wonderful eftpos machine.

would you rather have a numb nose or a twitchy eye?

 

um, a twitchy eye, faaaar more amusing. would you rather the person hugging your bare skin had freezy cold hands, or wur be the one freezing their nice warm back?

 

the one freezing them..except i'd feel bad, so probably the reverse.


wur it be so hot and humid that you're sweating bullets and you can do nothing to get cool...or have it be cold where you can at least throw on blankets, clothes and heaters to try and stay warm?

 

warm and humid any day. 40 degree heat on kibbutz is paradise compared to the fact that my fingers are about to fall off from cold.

would you rather be a herring or a tube of toothpaste?

(we came up with an idea for herring flavoured toothpaste. We even have a slogan: "Fishy Fresh!")

 

probably a tube o toothpaate. There's something about the prospect of being squeezed every morning and night that is alluring.

Would you rather suck a toe, or lick an armpit?

 

ew, prob lick the armpit. I don't really like toes. They are so mental looking.

if things are going good with someone, but you don't know where you stand with them, wur keep going with flow or be brave and ask them how they view your deal?

 

personally i'd just go with the flow because that is what i'd like to happen if it was me on the other end.

But then.. both of you might be afraid of asking where the relationship is going, and y'all get stuck.. so.. maybe.. bring up the subject vaguely and let the conversation decide whether or not you find out where things are going, or to just go with the flow. Where's oprah when you need her..

Would you rather have a big bushy unremoveable morange monobrow, or a nose with three nostrils?

 

um 3 nostrils....at least then i'd get the benefits of smellingly good smells that were more smellified.

and a ginga monobrow, now where's the up side to that?

wur cook or be cooked for?

 

If it's your night on dinner Soph? I'd gladly choose be cooked for in that case.

Otherwise, in the sense of "ze hot date" cook or be cooked for (because it's the most appealing one to consider) I'd rather go all out and make me and my lad our own private Super Hot Date Night.

Yay for sweep-off-feetage! (HEHE, "feetage")

Anyhow, w.u.r.b. a stapler or a staple? (I'm in a stationary orgy today... ...mmm... ...paper, pens, new books, glue!)

 

I guess if you had a big ginga monobrow you could be a spokesperson for Monarch Caterpillars/(Butterflies).

I would rat-her be a stapler. I quite enjoy the forceful insertion motion. The satisfying 'ka-chum'. OH man stationEry. I have the bestest highlighter. It's green - but not fluorescent green.. it's like.. normal green. Somewhat blueish too. Fucking awesome.

Would you rather be embarrased by

a)getting tangled in your discman/ipod/minidisc/walkman/woh-effa cords so that you trip over yourself and land on people
or by
b)choking on cookie crumbs and then coughing them out all over your notes, during class?

 

getting tangled, you might land on someone nice...what a great way to meet people.

have really bad skin or really bad hair?

 

mmm, ginga monobrow, hot

hair? could try the bald/crewcut look if your a male..

wur make an ass out of yourself for everyone elses entertainment or have your flatmate entertain you by being the ass?

 

be entertained. much less effort.

would you rather have cheezles falling out of your back wherever you go or be molested by a tall french man daily?

(this is stevie and shane's contribution)

 

probably make an ass of my self, coz then i don't have to feel bad by laughing at someone who may not wanting to be laughed at, and i get to be entertaining, which is always fun.

wur eat your words or your hat?

 

Eat one of my precious hats?!! Never! I wouldn't even eat the ugliest on with the lamb sticking out of it!
...and words are just "homesick", so I'd eat them to solve that.

wur get your finger ground off by a bear with a blender for a head or bitten off by aliens with bear heads?

 

bitten off would hurt less i guess, it's quicker and less painless...

there's obviously a huge rainstorm a coming - would you rather scurry home now so that you don't get wet, but you'd be leaving your work undone or finish up your stuff and hope that the rain holds off?