Would You Rather - REBORN...

go to town. mum can wait

ok heres the low down: you have been waiting for three weeks for the fucking telecom bitch to come and connect the phone line. When he finally shows up hes mean and rude, tells you that hell need to hook it up through the flat upstairs, and that he can do so in...ooooh...2 weeks time? (so we have no phone for more than a month.) And it's still gonna cost us $120 installation charge.

so would you rather tell telecom to go fuck themselves and live without a phone to spite them or would you rather just be a mcbitch and harrass them until they reduce the installation charge?

 

for 120 bucks? harass them. Phones are kinda important, especially if you dont have a cell.

wur go over a waterfall in a barrel or float around the world on a blow up crocodile?

 

float around the world with my new croccy pal. that would be fun.

wur shave or wax?

 

i really hate shaving, so wax..but waxing your face? oh well, i already wrote wax and i'm not backspacing so wax

wur wake up with no memory of last night or have memory of the stupid stuff you did?

 

you can wax your face, they have special 'sensitive area' wax designed for eyebrows, upper lip and bikini line.

and, hmm, probably have memory. It's awful, but then when people mock the fuck out of you, you know what they are talking about.

would you rather do a shart in a lecture or a spew?

 

shart...shit fart?

 

yes indeed.

 

spew all the way..even if its over everyone else in class and i had to hide or never go to lecture again..spew spew spew..shart is just nasty..last thing you want is to be known as the kid who crapped his pants in class..imagine the walk of shame as you go home? waddle waddle waddle...not cool


wur eat something totally nasty..i.e. buffalo testicles..or face your worst fear?

 

um, that's a hard one - i couldn't eat meat, so i guess i'll have to jump into a pit of stressed out birds then get hunted by a pelican. oh lord....

wur be really busy but stressed or have nothing do and be bored?

 

wtf lol? thats an interesting fear "speshul" if i say so myself . I couldnt think up something really nasty, fear factorish, thats vegetarian. Guess my imagination kinda sucks

bored and have nothing to do...stress kills and turns your hair grey

wur get caught shoplifting pornos or tampons?

 

tampons. SO got over embaressment of being seen with them. I have to deal with it, so can everybody else

when my friend needs to buy women's products, she aims for the youngest, most innnocent looking checkout boy she can find and slams her tampons on the counter along with a big block of chocolate and panadol...he always goes bright red, it's pretty damn funny.

and yes, i'm slightly phobic of birds, i know it's irrational but they make me panic and get all stessy - argh.

and hmm

wur know you are getting a bonus amount of money or look at your bank account and find that you are $150 than you thought?

 

know i was getting it..if it just appeared i'd be torn between saying nothing and calling the bank and asking questions...ohh what a burden a conscience is



birds seem to be a common one for some reason. I knew this one aussie chick who was completely terrified of emus.

wur be an elf(santas variety) or a leprechaun?

 

leprechaun, they are nasty bastards.

LOL sophie, yeah buying condoms and a stick of gum is always funny.

WUR eat food that was so hot (like spicy) that your mouth was on fire for the next hour. or WUR eat food that left you with really bad breath and yucky tasting mouth for the net hour?

 

spicy food, i love it when you eat spice and your mouth goes numb/tingles...sooooo good.

and yes, emus are evil motherfuckers. and cassowaries. Truly ev-eil

wur have an awesome night but be hungover in the morning or have a dull night but be perky the next day?

 

an awesome night...might not be any reason to be all perky the next day

wur procrastinate and enjoy the beautiful day outside or do something a bit more useful so you can enjoy(or recover) tomorrow?

 

if it was a day like yesterday, kick back and enjoy. Sunshine and heaty are rare down here so soak it up now. go the vitamin d.

wur burn to death or die of hypothermia?

 

erm...burn to death, if it was qwick, cause with hypothermia is can be very slow, cant it?

wur rather live and have 10 random people die, or die so the 10 random people will live?

 

i think it would depend on whether or not I was confronted with them - like if a gunman had us as hostages then maybe i would die so they could live. But if it was less direct, as in a "die right now so the straving children can live" way, I think I would be more of a chicken...

wur be a freak or a geek?

 

geek for sure...social outcast sucks

wur have chameleonesque abilities or ant like abilities? (i.e. can hide or be super strong)

 

I would so rather be super strong, because although a chameleonesque can hide and almost be invisable, its not - you can still make it out - so defintly strong.

what about super fast or the power to move things with your mind?