Would You Rather - REBORN...

you know...your eye unleashes a can of bung eye on yo ass...but yeah..

i chose glasses too, but then i lost them in a bush...long story


i would rather be Dracula, at least he didn't have to deal with being an artificial person who was face to face with his creator on top of the whole undead monster thing.

would you rather have scissors for hands or pingpong balls for eyes?

 

scissors for hands. then I'd be like edward and he's cool in that kinda angsty I want to have lots of sex with you way.

would you rather have no money on your phone or no phone at all?

 

no money coz at least then we can get texts and feel the love

and ansty sex with scissors - wouldn't that hurt a bit?

wur be stuck in a log or stuck in a bog?

 

a log, then i could roll around..and i wouldnt catch some nasty disease


wur have a cookie or a brownie?

 

brownie...we had brownies for dessert last night with watermelon. They were yum.


wur walk in on someone having sex or be walked in on?

 

walk in on someone else..no shame in that and its pretty hilarious lol

wur mumble all the time or never be able to make eye contact?

 

mumble.

WUR have bad breath like your mouth is an arse, or a big bogger hanging out of your nose while you talked to someone (you know the bubbly ones when you laugh)

 

a nice big booger...atleast you can get a tissue and play dumb...bad breath is just nasty


wur be a hammer or a screw driver?

 

a screw driver. Then i'd have the option of tightening nuts or of being a tasty drink
would you rather be sleeping in the same bed as someone who talks in their sleep and wriggles, or be the one wriggling and talking when someone is staying in your bed (and by staying in the bed i mean just literally sleeping, not sleeping)

 

i value my sleep too much..sucks for who chooses to sleep in my bed

wur forget your lines during a play or get utterly destroyed at the debate competition?

 

ooooh, tough. Forget my lines I think, improvising is much easier than keeping your composure when somone is savaging you.

wur be the stay at home parent or the breadwinner?

 

hmmm dunno till i am there. i would like a mixture. perhaps 2-3 days a week of one and 2-3 days a week of the other. and my wife would hopefully do the same.

this way i would get to bond with my kids, and get out of the house to socialise at work. witha bit of a change of scenery. i would go mad staying at home all the time, and i would be very stressed being relied upon to earn huge amounts of money and not see my family.


WUR be a astronaut, or an actor/ess

 

astronaut! I'm going to space before i die

would you rather be a beggar on the street or a hooker in the penthouse?

 

well, i guess you are prostituting yourself either way, and at least with the latter you'd be able to buy yourself a better life (hey i got julia richard gere right? )

I'd hate it, but the latter.

would you rather be poor and doing something you love or rich because of a job you hate

 

well, since i try not to be a selfish person, i'd choose to be rich...how funny does that sound? Anyways, wives, kids, houses, and insurance cost lots of money. I think i'd be a shitty parent if i willing chose to be poor. Work is work, and there are very few jobs i could ever see myself loving, none of which i'll ever be.

would you rather rat a family member out or go to jail?

 

depends who did the crime. I'd rather do whatever would see the guilty person go to jail.

ok, so thers a one nighter and a pregnancy results...would you rather be the female, with all the power of the descion, but no freedom, or the guy, with all the freedom but no power?

 

guy..screw all that needless pain..'bonding experience' yeah

wur give up freedom of speech or your first born child?

 

freedom of speech. but i would sure as hell try and fight so that my child could have free speech in the future.

would you rather have an itchy bite on your ass or on the bottom of your foot?

 

foot..it's a bit more socially acceptable to stomp your foot on the ground than it is to scratch your ass..or so i've been told

wur get a shot or get a physical(pain vs some stranger fondling your parts?)

 

shot...needles don't bother me at all - although blood tests do, mainly because it takes about hald an hour for my slow blood pressure to fill the tubey thing. and year - physical...meh.

would you rather be sunburnt or windburnt?

p.s. yes, the lambs are damn cute They are so sweet and bung with their too-long legs. It's so like "liiiiiii-sa don't eaaaaat meeee"