Would you rather? Game!

housssse
weed's nice and all but naw, housssse
and i can have a garden

would you rather live on a large piece of land with a small house or live in a mansion?

 

defginitely large piece of land with a small house. cuz then ill have privacy to grow my free weed for life! hahaha
(only a guy can answer.....okay fine a girl can if she wants, but its funnier/harder for a guy to answer)
would you rather suck on a penis or a living wasp?

 

a wasp...its just not in me to do the former

unless it was lou reeds. then i wouldnt feel quite as weird

cat or platapus?

 

platapus, who can resist a platapus?

would you rather have cold jelly, or warm peanut butter?
on toast :H

 

Warm peanut butter, with a little ganja sprinkled across the top.

Would you rather drive automatic, or 5 speed?

 

i dont know...automatic i suppose. im not much of a car person

headphones or speakers?

 

i'd rather be in the passenger seat not driving
would you rather meet weird al or doctor demento?

 

I have no use for meeting either one of them, but I suppose Weird Al.

I prefer speakers above headphones, of course.

Do you eat weed sometimes? Why?

 

Ah, why yes.


Cause it is the funny. Haw haw.


Hi there.

Would you rather smoke crack or smack?

 

cccccccrrrrrackkkkkkkkkk ..you shoot the smack :H
would you rather dance forever, or never dance again?

 

If I danced forever I'd never sleep.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

 

Deaf probably, it might be easier.

would you rather eat an innocent harmless cow, or a real nasty human being?

 

I'd rather eat a nasty cow.

Would you rather eat taco or tamale?

 

taco

Be eatin by a tiger, or have to listen to Lindsey Lohan sing?

 

Eaten by Lindsay Lohsn? wtf

Would you rather box mike tyson or muhammed ali?

 

muhammad ali. my ear is to valuable

Would you rather go fishing or fly a kite?

 

fly a kite. im vegetarian. hehe
would you rather have someone pour hot wax on your nipples, or get a nippletwistah?

 

i suppose the hot wax...i have no idea what a nippletwistah is

would you rather be able to walk on water, or be able to turn water in to wine?

 

Turn water into wine. Then we could jump right in, stay drunk all the time.

Would you rather have copper or brass?

 

copper, cause brass is an alloy, and copper's the real deal

would you rather read "crime and punishment" or "war and peace"?