I'm a bit surprised you didn't go to cops for that... To my understanding, attempted rape is still punishable by law.
I was 16 and at a college condo party and drunk. I helped to put myself in that bad situation, but luckily there were decent guys there who walked in and told him to get off me. I am still so thankful that nothing happened. That was a loooong time ago.
The toothpaste one is a good one...better then my fucking my boyfriends best friend. OK, now who has the story of taking a shit in an ex's cheerios?
When my ex-fiance cheated on me, I took the engagement ring he gave me and not only sold it but I gave it away for pills. He hated that I used to do OC, and I made sure to tell him that because of what he did, his ring meant no more to me than a short-lasting high.
I was on the other end of a revenge fuck once. My friend broke up with his girlfriend (also my friend) and she hooked up with me long enough for us to have a wonderful time in the back of my van. I can still remember that wonderful body of hers. They never did get back together. She moved somewhere and he found Jesus. Big time!
My worst thing is after an ex lied to me about doing drugs a couple times over we broke up a couple months later - after that she was always trying to get me back and I would routinely get her to drive 5 hours, from where she moved to, to come be my weekend booty call where I would do all sorts of hardcore pornographic type things to her in the bedroom like anal with no regard for her and etc... I feel bad about it looking back - at the time though I justified it to myslef as some seriously harsh punishment for her bad deeds. All the sweetness and tenderness I used to show her was completely gone and she could tell I didn't love her anymore - that was probably tearing her apart inside.
Most people really don't realize that, but it does. I think the most I've ever hurt a guy was when I didn't even realize he was hurting. I've had an ex come back to me and tell me that the relationship he's been in for forever was all because I was in one and he figured I'd moved on, so he tried to get with someone else. Totally oblivious to any of that up to that point. I recently broke up with a guy I was seeing and didn't really speak to him because he was bad for me (alcoholic, zero ambition, etc) and he ended up writing a song about me and doing all this crazy shit because I was moving on. And essentially, I just don't have the heart to do much of anything but delete myself from their lives.
I brought a date to my initial divorce hearing, does that count? Oh, I also brought a date with me (Different girl) the day after I moved out of my house. She helped me pick up some work clothes.. (My kids were not there only my ex)