Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

"Mmm, how many licks does it take to get to the center?"

 

*starts singing the Bee Gees*


"How deep is your love?"

 

"Holy shit, I think they base a league on the deepness of your vagina"

 

Is that?!?!.... Is that a pine tree growing in there?
There is a effing squirrel too.

 

"hey...your stretch marks are like a map of the world...neat"

 

oh look a mirror..

 

can I sign the wall?

 

*Pulls out marker*
______ Was here.



AND.

" Like mother, Like daughter.. "

 

I've fallen in and I can't get out.....

 

this reminds me of a Stephen King movie i saw...

 

I think I'm gonna need an oxygen mask.....

 

I found Waldo!!!

 

its an air lock to another dimension

 

I love playing mouth goes on vagina

 

I think I need a 2x4 for my head

 

Why is my tongue tingling?

 

so where's the placenta?

 

Hey,thanks a lot.My grandma didn't let me do this untill I was almost 12.

 

did you get any cash for this clunker?

 

Im gunna go Hitler on this shit