Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

"Wheres the beef?"

 

sing "welcome to the jungle"

 

Nice goatee

 

smells like dicks in here

 

I think I just lost my watch..

 

why does it smell like grandpa?

 

Hey BBAD! How'd you get in there?

 

Om nom nom..

 

hey look! I found a afro pic..

 

have i been in here before?


just to add a funny anecdote..
there was a story circulating around my high school, that a boy was eating out some girl, and put a jollyrancher in there, and when he 'sucked it out' persay, and out came a herpes sac, and it popped in his mouth, and.. well yeah, he has herpes now.

is it even possible to have a herpes 'sac' in a girl? that seems ludacris to me.

 

I found a dead baby

 

Isaiah 63:13 Who led them through the depths? Like the horse in the wilderness, they did not stumble into HERPIES..

 

whats for dinner?

 

you taste just like your mom

 

are you awake?





zzzzz...

 

oh ....this reminds me Im supposed to tell you your sister called while you were in the bathroom

 

Yea... this pretty much killed my boner.

 

they make antibiotics for this

 

uh oh...the tapeworm is coming out for a walk

 

hahaha