Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

fucker snapped shut like a bear trap ..

 

Time to go Hannibal on this shit

 

purple haze is in my face.. make jimi noise when gargling pussy..

 

"do you douche?"

 

that's not a pussy that's a bloody sasquatch.

 

Shit! I thought you were my sister. My bad.

 

for a 15yr old, you are scarily good at this chrissy (that's to chrissysunshine, not summit to say while growling at the badger )

that reminds me, the coy carp need feeding

 

lol

 

You are sooo gonna get an awesome mothers day present this year, mom.

 

I don't feel so good uke:

 

Im expecting Saddam to crawl out this spider hole any minute..

 

Oh, fuck, is that a pussy? I'm sorry, I really thought I was picking up a guy.

 

thats nice and all. but I already seen hot tub time machine..

 

This would make a great Halloween Mask.

 

I just gave you an STD

 

"We shall not gag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing-grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!

 

'howd ya like it dear? ruff or smooth?' woman replies 'smooth' man says 'ok il pick the scabs off'

so grose so funny!

 

what the hell do you want me to say? That's right, i'm dressed as a vagina.

 

thats another fine mess you've gotten me into...

 

what went and crawled up and died in there?