Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

Rodent problem? What is up with the mouse trap?

 

:willy_nilly:.....It burns...

 

ah oh Spaghetti O's

 

Aw fuck, I dropped my harmonica in there. Guess I'll have to dive in after it.

 

i think i've got some crabs in my teeth

 

high in protein

 

pulls out endless clown scar....

 

That scab looks like it hurts or itches.

 

I think I found a pearl!

 

"Did you leave the oven on?"

 

is this area 51, it sure smells like it..? uke:

 

..... uh.... you sure you were born a female?

 

something just grabbed my lip..

 

what's all that green stuff?

 

i think I found jimmy hoffa..

 

hahahaha

 

can you hear me now?

 

do your lips flap when you queef?

 

^ & can you whistle with that tooth there?

 

You want some beef curry?