Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

wow, i'm gay. where did that come from?

 

cool whale wars is on..

 

I'm doing this just to please you, but I hate it with all my heart.

 

Flower!?? FLOWER!?? If the day comes, i'm never letting you choose your in laws anniversary bouquet

 

quickly robin to the bat cave..

 

I'm vomi... I'm vomi....

uke: uke: uke: uke:

 

would you like to the FF with me??...

 

excuse me ms, but i believe i requested the handjob

 

nice note


"this tastes like moms bellybutton"

 

I never was much of a seafood person.

 

Honestly honey, your mom's pie was better.

 

your vagina is horrible. would you like to give me a blowjob?

 

:smilielol5:

A real Don Juan we got here.

 

can you pass down the ipod pls? your thighs are blocking the sound from the stereo

 

*sneeze* i need a kleenex down here

 

i bet this thing could probably open a can..

 

Honey, I found that 5 dollars you lost last week...

 

Oh by the waaaaay, I have the herp.

 

ooo what lovely beef curtains

 

i think something just bit my nose