Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

lol


Whats that smeell?

 

you know they have operations to fix this

 

do you have a key to this chastity belt.....

 

Can I get my parking stub validated here?..

 

where is it?

 

Smells like Fish leave it alone, Smells like piss give it a kiss

 

corroded batteries, now thats weird..

 

Redrum, REDRUM!

 

Its a forest

 

It tis a far better thing I do than I have ever done before.....;-)

 

scalpel

 

move over a bit....I cant see the tv

 

what can cause a man to risk getting pubic hair in his teeth?
what will make a man rub his face in something that smells like fish?
Could it be? You dont want her to hold out giving you head?

Coming this fall
Sylvester Stalone Stars in
Guilt Head
What would you do for a blowjob?

 

Knock knock

 

i can see the feet.... it's breech!!!

 

The front lines have reached The Charlies, we're ready for the air strike Sgt.

 

i didn't order a crunchy taco...

 

so....whats for dinner ?

 

your cum taste like pee.. :d

 

I need a nap.....